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Offline Agar

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« on: July 19, 2003, 03:04:00 AM »
19 truths

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will
 achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".

 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

 5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to
 humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

 6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

 7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

 8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is
 willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

 9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well.Just get up and dance.

 10. Never lick a steak knife.

 11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

 12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

 13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight
 savings time.

 14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

 15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

 16. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status
 or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

 17.The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

 18.A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

 19. Your friends love you anyway.
After a brief retirement while I got married and traveled the country, I'm back. Just getting back into the swing of things for now, but gearing up to hit things up like I used to.

Offline MoonHunter

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#13... why did it have to be #13
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2003, 03:25:17 AM »
13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

The Better Answer....

My answer:
The main purpose of Daylight Saving Time is to make better use of daylight. We change our clocks during the summer months to move an hour of daylight from the morning to the evening. Daylight Savings allows more activities in our clock driven lives, as it allows for more useful free time in the evening. It saves energy in the evenings and the morning. It makes life safer in the night early on, and the morning in the fall.  If you have environmental sensativities, daylight savings is a Godsend.  And it was first proposed by one of the greatest minds of the last 250 years... Benjamin Franklin.
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Offline Kitara

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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2003, 09:41:59 AM »
We don't observe daylight savings time here and it kinda sucks.  It gets BRIGHT out at around 0430 or 0500 and that's just TOO bleepin early for this morning monster to get up.  Then, it's dark around 1800.  I thought daylight savings time was stupid until I moved somewhere that doesn't do it. :roll: