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Offline MechanicalHeart

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Hellos from a new DM
« on: August 12, 2015, 02:04:41 AM »
Hey everyon   :cthulhu:

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Re: Hellos from a new DM
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 04:14:02 AM »
 :read: Hello there! Who might you be, and what might we do for you?
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Re: Hellos from a new DM
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 10:18:54 PM »
Howdy

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Re: Hellos from a new DM
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 02:37:56 PM »
Greetings fellow explorer of the vast land known as Internet.

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Re: Hellos from a new DM
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 04:13:21 PM »
Oh noes! A visitor! Run for the virtual hills!
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Re: Hellos from a new DM
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2015, 04:43:45 PM »
Helo!
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