HOLD THE VOICE BOX OF FAR SPEECH!
Nobody. And I mean Nobody....wait scratch that, Nobody can't do it either....how do I phrase that...
There is nobody else in the entire UNIVERSE that can bestow Strolenati guildem on a person accept the Mightiest of Guilds, Greatest of Brotherhoods (with chicks allowed), Most Extravagant of Extravangancies, His Holiest Socks of Socks, the one and only Strolenati Guild Master.....(in the notable phrasing of the most popular female actor in the world, Mrs. Piggy)...Muah.
Where did I put that banishment scroll. Is the town collector ringing his bong and calling out "Bring out your dead."?