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Boom, Baby.
« on: February 27, 2013, 02:42:58 PM »
So.

I've been spammed by comments on some of my subs.

This is all a plot to get me back here, isn't it?

XD
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 02:44:57 PM »
KNIGHTHAAAAAWK!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 02:53:46 PM »
If I knew that would drag you back, I'd have commented years ago!
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 03:00:59 PM »
I guess a bunch of mine popped up on the random rotation or something. And then one of the comments was Valadaar lamenting the fact that I hadn't been around.

I took it as a sign.
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 03:03:41 PM »
AHH!!!  :D

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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 03:43:20 PM »
Welcome back, old timer. I'm only a month or two back, myself!

Now, let me take a moment to show you arouQUICKLYEVERYONETHECHAINS!!!!

*All the current regulars of the citadel leap out of the shadows and clamp chains around Ria's appendages.*

Don't think you'll be getting away easily THIS time, Ms. Hawk.

*Shadoweagle snatches up a nearby stray cay and starts petting it menacingly, a wicked smile plastered on his face*
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 10:30:42 PM »
Shadoweagle and now Ria's back.


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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2013, 12:04:43 AM »
Tears of joy are overwhelming anything I might have to say.

Great to see you back Ria!!

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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2013, 12:41:19 AM »
It's good to be back. Didn't realize how much I missed this place until I got back.
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2013, 01:06:56 AM »
d**n straight!
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2013, 04:59:52 AM »
Welcome back Ria, really happy to see you here again.

Hope you find the time to post too :)
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2013, 06:40:17 AM »
See Strolen! The random unvoted link is awesome :)
   
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 11:22:39 AM »
I am sure glad somebody else though of that. ;)

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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 01:12:11 PM »
What's this about guilds? That's new to me.
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2013, 01:21:22 PM »
Guilds are a thing, which is new.

It's all that business with stats and buttons and whatnots under someone's signature.

I am currently a pledge to the Cartography Guild, pending an additional sub and some votes.

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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2013, 03:38:25 PM »
Guilds are a pitiful attempt by Dwarves, Weavers, and Cartographers to supplant the rightful rule of the Necromancers. However, they can never match the dedication of our followers, which are legion.
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2013, 03:42:39 PM »
Dwarven Guild rules. It is known.
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2013, 03:45:41 PM »
The Dwarven Guild shall burn in the cleansing fire set by the cult of the Necromancers. Their remains shall feed our growing host.
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2013, 04:06:36 PM »
Necromancers don't set fires. You'd have to call in the Pyromancers Guild, and they, as of yet, don't exist.

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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2013, 05:23:50 PM »
aah, an elementalist guild!
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2013, 06:32:19 PM »
Of course, as a Weaver I can take full credit for luring Ria back (right, right?).  I commented on some of her old subs before it was cool, yo.

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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2013, 09:12:35 PM »
Nope, twas me,a fellow weaver. She even said so :)
   
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Re: Boom, Baby.
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2013, 07:23:41 AM »
Either way, just proves my point -- the Weavers are the baddest* guild on the site!

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