A new user has entered the site.

[Kid Cannibal]

Hello, I'm the new guy. My friend Jared, whom you all would know as Scrasamax, invited me to come and join your wonderful website. Apparently I'm the first one he's invited to join the site in 8 years, hahaha.

I was once an avid Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and Star Wars tabletop player, but as of my recent move into an unfamiliar state, I have no friends living nearby. So sad. I've been gaming for almost five years and it's one of those things I wake up for.

Anyhow, I've recently been testing the water with writing and this seems like as good of a place as any to start getting some ideas out. Currently I am participating in a Cyberpunk 2020 roleplay and would enjoy immersing myself in some different universes.

My name is Jesse, and I am a PC.

[Shadoweagle]

Hiya 'dere KC! Welcome to Strolen's Citadel. Scras is one of the old timers of this place and anyone he recommends this site to is sure to be a top bloke!

I look forward to sinking my fangs into some of your writing!

[Kid Cannibal]

Why thank you sir, I shall make myself at home.

[Scrasamax]

Welcome Comrade! Glad you joined up

[Dozus]

Welcome indeed, sir! I think you'll find us up enough for gaming and writing alike. 

[axlerowes]

Welcome Jesse, what is this strange state that has you? 

What inside dirt do you have on Scras?!

[Kid Cannibal]

Welcome Jesse, what is this strange state that has you? 

What inside dirt do you have on Scras?!

Oh, all kinds of stuff. Mostly nice stuff.

Also, I'm in Ohio. A different breed of person resides here. Ghettous Groundpantsius Slapkidus.

[Strolen]

Ya hey der.

I have one question, with two parts, that I have asked every person that Scras has invited here. I hope you aren't offended.

What color are your socks and what shapes are on them?

I very much hope you find the site as enjoyable as we do. Looking forward to seeing you around!

[Murometz]

oh hey there dude, you have a bit of someone's liver still hanging from your lip, just saying.

[Kassy]

Hiyas,

*insert standard greeting here*

Enjoy yourself!

[Kid Cannibal]

Ya hey der.

I have one question, with two parts, that I have asked every person that Scras has invited here. I hope you aren't offended.

What color are your socks and what shapes are on them?

I very much hope you find the site as enjoyable as we do. Looking forward to seeing you around!

Actually, my socks are of the normal white variety. I have had the honour of having flipperwarmers mailed to me by Scras, and they were most comfy.

[Strolen]

Flipperwarmers. Nice.

Scras, what the hell? Where are my flipperwarmers? Quest prize?

[Wulfhere]

Also, I'm in Ohio. A different breed of person resides here. Ghettous Groundpantsius Slapkidus.

many long years have passed since I last toiled amid the dusty soil of Ohio, but as I recall, there was a healthy community of gamers near where I lived (near Dayton).  I assure you, they were as alarmed to find themselves among the primitive tribes of the Buckeye State (Notable groups included the Gryd-iren Dervish fanatics and the dreaded Shytkickn Hikks tribe) as you seem to be.

[Scrasamax]

Flipperwarmers. Nice.

Scras, what the hell? Where are my flipperwarmers? Quest prize?

I can send you some if you want, when we have some that I can get. Our warehouse is empty mang.

[Kid Cannibal]

This thread is now about flipperwarmers and flipperwarmer accessories.

Also, I'm in Ohio. A different breed of person resides here. Ghettous Groundpantsius Slapkidus.

many long years have passed since I last toiled amid the dusty soil of Ohio, but as I recall, there was a healthy community of gamers near where I lived (near Dayton).  I assure you, they were as alarmed to find themselves among the primitive tribes of the Buckeye State (Notable groups included the Gryd-iren Dervish fanatics and the dreaded Shytkickn Hikks tribe) as you seem to be.

Oh my gosh, I hate it here. Folks are really hard to approach. Very aloof. I've desperately been trying to get a gaming crew together here but everyone is more concerned with tending to their 4 illegitimate children and swag.

[Murometz]

I have 4 legitimate children.

Not a fan of swag and yolo however.

[Wulfhere]

Whre are you in Ohio?

[Kid Cannibal]

I have 4 legitimate children.

Not a fan of swag and yolo however.

They're legitimate, therefore acceptable.

Whre are you in Ohio?

A little west of Cleveland.