Ok, i'll come clean, Forganthus. The truth as they say, is stranger than fiction.
I am actually, Strolen, Murometz, Dossta, Scrasamax, Shadoweagle, caesar193, valadaar, and like 5-6 others.
Now you know. 94% of the time, you're just interacting with me. I hope this doesn't in any way detract from your Strolen.com experience and enjoyment!!!!