Author Topic: Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator! (Read 15361 times)

sniperspy · « **Reply #50 on:** April 30, 2003, 11:53:49 PM »

thats not slurred, thats a jumble off letters. Obviously, to slur your words, you hit the grog a bit too hard, lost conciousness, and slammed our face into the keyboard!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2003, 12:39:01 AM »

I thwear, h'offisur, I'm not drunk, I'm juthsh feeling shthilly....

Adel · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2003, 12:42:48 AM »

... under the weather Capn'

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2003, 12:44:43 AM »

H'no, h'I been shippin' grog.....Hoo, d**n besht shtuff I h'ever tashted!

sniperspy · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2003, 08:10:06 PM »

better than deeper-n-ever turnip-n-tater-n-beetroot pie?
*stares in openmouth shock at captain*
That is absolutly abominable

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #55 on:** May 04, 2003, 07:15:17 PM »

H'nyep!
Th' grog ish sho muchsh bedder thana shtoopid vejtubul pie!
Ish d**n good!

Adel · « **Reply #56 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:30:48 AM »

I and I do believe you have had enough young man!

Fiokar_Dracolas · « **Reply #57 on:** May 05, 2003, 01:20:10 PM »

tsk, tsk. There is no need for name calling Captain. Is it not the wayfarer's choice to often have grog WITH deeper-n-ever turnip-n-tater-n-beetroot pie? I've always found it to be a most excellent combination.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #58 on:** May 05, 2003, 06:34:05 PM »

I don't like turnips. They make me sneeze.

sniperspy · « **Reply #59 on:** May 05, 2003, 08:38:17 PM »

actually, the preferred beverage for deeper-n-ever turnip-n-tater-n-beetroot pie is usually damson wine, and maybe some strawbarry cordial for the youngins.

Adel · « **Reply #60 on:** May 06, 2003, 01:11:52 PM »

It's the beet root that gets me ugh! I'll have a little of that Damson wine though!

sniperspy · « **Reply #61 on:** May 06, 2003, 07:08:08 PM »

when mixed with the other ingrediants, and stewed in the juices for several hours, the beetroot is incredible. Also, the pie is so big, you can fall in it.
(a popular pastime for young ones, as they can eat their way out)!!!

Adel · « **Reply #62 on:** May 06, 2003, 08:07:05 PM »

I don't eat anything bigger than my head.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #63 on:** May 06, 2003, 10:22:17 PM »

I kinda outgrew the Redwall books.

manfred · « **Reply #64 on:** May 07, 2003, 06:14:35 AM »

Quote from: "Adel"

I don't eat anything bigger than my head.

... if I remember right, this was one of the Evil Overlord Tips: Do not consume an energy field bigger than your head.

sniperspy · « **Reply #65 on:** May 07, 2003, 08:34:59 PM »

Actually, Redwall is still one of my favorite series, but I got the deeper-n-ever pie from something else, long before I even knew Brian Jacques existed.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #66 on:** May 07, 2003, 11:06:05 PM »

Eh....Well, I have found the books to be very predictable and uninteresting now that I am older. The only thing that interests me now is how he describes the food and feasts. I mean, he makes them sound so delicious.

sniperspy · « **Reply #67 on:** May 07, 2003, 11:07:36 PM »

how old are you captain? Sure they are predictable, but his new ones arte really new, and its a classic tale. Plus, I just love the way he has every species with their respective dialects!!!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #68 on:** May 07, 2003, 11:10:29 PM »

How old?
Somewhere between the negative existence and the oblivion of eternity.

sniperspy · « **Reply #69 on:** May 07, 2003, 11:11:35 PM »

ummm, ok, but I was hoping more of a specific year!

Adel · « **Reply #70 on:** May 08, 2003, 12:10:44 AM »

Don't you know the rules it is impolite to ask an old bird it's age!

sniperspy · « **Reply #71 on:** May 08, 2003, 12:11:30 AM »

haha, very funny there! But this is a flightless bird, so its ok!

Adel · « **Reply #72 on:** May 08, 2003, 12:13:55 AM »

Oh well in that case... Capn' how old are you? comn' don't be shy!

sniperspy · « **Reply #73 on:** May 08, 2003, 07:08:08 PM »

please captain, Im serious. Im 16, but I still like Redwall!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #74 on:** May 08, 2003, 09:31:33 PM »

Eh...............
Let me think about it....
I've had some trouble lately.....
2,456? No....
14? Maybe.......
29? Perhaps....
I gotta think about that some more.