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« on: April 10, 2003, 09:18:02 PM »
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...I take it you're from the PADND forums? *smirks* I was from there, then got fed up with certain entities on it and moved here. At any rate, welcome.

And he answered your question, Cap'n. He know Lewd and Lady Wolf. I just suspect he's not used to greeting masterful pirate penguins.
"I grab the sword!"
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2003, 11:09:14 PM »
Well, PADND would be one of the many...  That is where I know LWW and LB from, however, I noticed a few others that I have seen elsewhere too  :wink:
Thanks for the explanation...
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2003, 11:12:37 PM »
"D'arr! Have yerself some grog! It'll put hair on yer....Eh....Wait, yer a pig.....Well then I guess you don't grow hair.....It'll make yeh pinker!"
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2003, 10:08:12 AM »
Ah, on the contrary my flightless friend. Of course pigs have hair.  We are mammals, are we not?
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2003, 03:03:39 PM »
"Right! Yes!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2003, 06:58:13 PM »
((((((((hugs DD))))))))))))   How in the world did you find this place?    Nevermind, nevermind......it's always wonderful to have friends around.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2003, 08:23:49 PM »
What do you mean how did I find this place?  Was this your little no DD sanctuary?  :lol:
It is good to see you, Lady.
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2003, 10:01:50 PM »
I showed Lady Wolf these forums in the first place, and asked her to keep them secret from PADND; the better to avoid the more ludicrous members of PADND, you see.
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2003, 10:12:13 PM »
You mean like the exploding white dragon with armor that he insisted made him a lycanthrope?
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2003, 10:36:08 PM »
:lol:

Don't worry, I wont tell anyone your secret  :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2003, 06:00:25 AM »
That would be one, Ria.

Another would be the Lord High Egotist who referred to himself as the Insultinator, who often latched onto a point and refused to let go no matter what valid points were made against his choice.
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2003, 01:08:20 PM »
Ah. Those without brains and those without ears. I know people like that.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2003, 11:29:58 PM »
Lewd Beholder was the only one I brought over here....tis still a secret from the Planet people....not even the barbarian knows, for his tongue may slip and tell the Pixie.....no longer a Queen.
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2003, 12:20:37 AM »
:shock: You didn't tell MH?
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2003, 12:34:18 AM »
Well, keep in mind, that even if the evil Pixie finds out and comes here, she won't have any power.  And we won't let her be such a witch.
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« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2003, 09:57:05 AM »
She can make a nuisance of herself still, believe me. She seems to have a fondness for trying to seduce people... Even those such as myself, who have an infinite loyalty to their mate.
"I grab the sword!"
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"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2003, 04:35:31 PM »
What if I trapped this pixie in a bottle, blocked with wax and a cork, and tossed it into the ocean to sink down to Ry'ulyeh so that Cthulhu could devour her?
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« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2003, 05:24:44 PM »
What is it with you and Cthulhu all of the sudden?
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« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2003, 05:30:00 PM »
I dunno. Just came to mind. And I had been reading my fascinating, fascinating conversation with sniperspy yesterday.
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« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2003, 08:29:29 PM »
Fascinating? I suppose it may have been, yet you still should leave some time for outside influences.
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« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2003, 03:09:59 PM »
Bind her, gag her and toss her into the elemental plane of water for all it matters. She'd probably just come back hopping mad and start destroying everything.
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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2003, 10:33:24 AM »
what if we toss her into the elemental plain of wind? With those big wings she'd never be able to steer properly.
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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2003, 07:42:10 PM »
Aha! I did spell Ry'lyeh wrong! I spelled it Ry'ulyeh, with a U, but it's really Ry'lyeh, with no U.
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2003, 08:10:09 PM »
In order to make her sink, fill the bottle with Oxygenized water. You can breathe it. Then she will be alive long enough to watch her own demise slowly approach!
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« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2003, 08:35:20 PM »
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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