Valadaar Staggers in....

[valadaar]

A quaff of fine Dwarven Ale, and one thing led to another and...

Upon successful completion I will be able to use the following in my signature block.

   Human Strolenati Level 2 – Dwarven Guild Level 1 Strolenati Guild – Level 1
STR: 5 | END: 5 | CON: 6 | DEX: 2 | CHA: 4 | INT: 3
Aka Dorak Stonehammer

[Murometz]

I welcome you, fellow aspiring beard-brother! Some day, the minstrels will sing songs of Dorak Stonehammer's mighty deeds! (incidentally, your Dwarven first name means "idiot" in Russian  )

Check your shaving razor at the door, pour another ale, and immerse yourself fully into the Dwarfness!

[valadaar]

I fail too see the problem here...

[valadaar]

Ok, voted on, commented and read 3 dwarven subs.
Started a discussion, though somewhat simular to an existing sub.
Couple subs in progress...

[valadaar]

1 sub down. Two to go...

[Murometz]

You are almost one of us, Dorak!!

[valadaar]

Yup. Need a couple more votes and a stub. You think it would be easy given how stubby dwarves are to start ...

<Crunch!!!!>

[Murometz]

low-blow, Dorak.

[Chaosmark]

I'm sure you'll rise above it.

[Murometz]

As long as I'm not short-sighted.

[Strolen]

Somebody needs to be the bigger person in this situation.

[caesar193]

Not to belittle you dwarves or anything, but ill bet you all drive minivans.

[Strolen]

I would continue this, but it is beneath me.

[Murometz]

I also refuse to stoop down to this level

[valadaar]

1. Write 3 subs (1 stub is allowed to count as 1 sub for this Quest. But only 1 stub allowed, 2 must be subs) on anything Dwarven related

http://strolen.com/viewing/30_Dwarven_Treasures
http://strolen.com/viewing/Seven_Wonders_of_the_Dwarven_World
http://strolen.com/viewing/Dwarven_Heraldry   (Stub)

2. Start 1 Dwarven-related topic in Forums for general discussion/discourse (hey, it may lead to another sub for you!)

http://strolen.com/guild/index.php/topic,6050.msg73859.html#msg73859

3. Read, vote, and comment on, 3 Dwarven-related submissions by others (non-member subs allowed. If it don't smell Dwarven, let 'em have it! If it feels Dwarven, invite them to join our guild!)
http://strolen.com/viewing/Thirty_Punchlines_to_Dwarven_Dirty_Jokes
http://strolen.com/viewing/Four_Forges_A_simple_board_game_played_by_Dwarves
http://strolen.com/viewing/Dwarven_Pets

4. Must assign yourself at least a "3" at first level in strength, endurance, and constitution, respectively (Int, etc is less important to us Dwarves)
5. Must have 3 or more votes on each of your Dwarven-related submissions

6. Must maintain a 3.25 or higher score count on ALL of your Dwarven submissions from this day forward. 


7. Must add "Dwarven Guild" freetext on all subs


Looks like I got em all..

[Murometz]

YESSS! Congrats! Welcome, Dorak Stonehammer to the Dwarven Guild. Together, we will rule the world!

[Strolen]

All hail Stonehammer!!

(I am going to fix your sig for ya...unless that is on purpose to have it on two lines?)