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« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2003, 07:21:39 PM »
They've been directly responsible for getting me killed four times, and indirectly about fifteen other times.
And they're rude, noisy, the Parisians seem to think themselves God's Gift To The World, and I don't drink wine, so even that good point has no value.
"I grab the sword!"
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"What!?"
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« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2003, 07:43:19 PM »
yes, well actually the only one I believe I was in a past life was a knight in the midle ages. And yes, you must be a little biased towards the wrong elves, but I am also biased against dragons, having met only a few, and they being a very nasty sort.
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« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2003, 09:44:43 PM »
...One supposes we can agree to disagree on this, then.
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« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2003, 09:53:00 PM »
Then can you just do it and get it the hell over with?
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« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2003, 11:48:34 AM »
:lol: Wow I wish I could say things with such poise and grace! :wink:
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« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2003, 06:03:39 PM »
very well, I agree to disagree!!
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« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2003, 07:17:55 PM »
:D Good... but were does the topic go now?
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« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2003, 09:19:49 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2003, 01:53:58 PM »
Trust the good captain to provide something strange for us...
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2003, 04:16:29 PM »
Sasha. (Points to the floor)
Japan 4. Japan 4.
Sasha.
I have the package.
The crow calls twice at midnight.
Do you have the dossier?
The circus elephant has lost it's way.
Sasha.
Japan 4.
Sasha.
I have the package.
Do you have the dossier?
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« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2003, 07:35:55 PM »
monkeys dont use dishes, so what use do they have for a dishawasher, especially a purple one. Thats horrible for camoflauge.
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« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2003, 10:04:14 PM »
The crow calls twice at midnight.
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« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2003, 10:05:09 PM »
this is at least the 4th thread youve said that in. Stop repeting at least.
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« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2003, 10:11:18 PM »
Bah!
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« Reply #39 on: May 07, 2003, 10:12:19 PM »
...Humbug!
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« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2003, 10:15:49 PM »
No humbug! Only bah!
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« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2003, 10:17:15 PM »
so YOU say, I have my own insult/ignoring statement.
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« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2003, 10:18:04 PM »
Urbulzog.
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« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2003, 10:18:29 PM »
Begone with Ye!
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« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2003, 10:20:56 PM »
Okay.
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« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2003, 10:21:25 PM »
wow, that was surprisingly easy.
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« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2003, 10:43:24 PM »
:lol: I don't know maybe you just have away with flightless birds!
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« Reply #47 on: May 07, 2003, 11:08:33 PM »
its entirely possible.
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« Reply #48 on: May 07, 2003, 11:16:58 PM »
:roll: It's your charm! :lol:
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« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2003, 07:10:28 PM »
well, at least I have 1, I thought I was a loser!
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