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Leave me alone, I'm working
« on: October 20, 2012, 05:09:00 AM »
Forgemaster Quest Requirements

1. Write 1.5 3 more Dwarven Subs, 1 stub allowed to take the place of a sub.
2. One of the subs must be a Dwarven Masterwork weapon or piece of armor (helms, girdles, shields, breast-plates, etc). Make your bearded ancestors proud!
3. Now the fun part!! Go find all of your pre-existing Dwarven-themed submissions. Attach a "Dwarven Guild" freetext to them. Every 2 subs thus marked, count as 1 for purposes of achieving the next level! So, lets say you find 4 old dwarven subs. You are now down to 1 new sub left to write! If you find more than 4, great, but Note: 1 new Masterwork Dwarven item must still be written to advance to next level.
3 submissions added to the Dwarven Guild
4. Find any 2 Dwarven subs and add ideas to them. Not comments, but ideas. 1 of the subs is allowed to be one of your own.
5. Vote/comment on any 3 Dwarven subs
6. At least 1 of your dwarven comments or added ideas, MUST be up-voted.
7. Remember, a 3.25 aggregate score on all of your dwarven subs must be maintained, with a Minimum of 2 votes/comments on each.

*OFFICIAL* Dwarven Guild 1st Level Requirements

1. Write 3 subs (1 stub is allowed to count as 1 sub for this Quest. But only 1 stub allowed, 2 must be subs) on anything Dwarven related
2. Start 1 Dwarven-related topic in Forums for general discussion/discourse (hey, it may lead to another sub for you!)
3. Read, vote, and comment on, 3 Dwarven-related submissions by others (non-member subs allowed. If it don't smell Dwarven, let 'em have it! If it feels Dwarven, invite them to join our guild!)
4. Must assign yourself at least a "3" at first level in strength, endurance, and constitution, respectively (Int, etc is less important to us Dwarves)
5. Must have 3 or more votes on each of your Dwarven-related submissions
6. Must maintain a 3.25 or higher score count on ALL of your Dwarven submissions from this day forward.
7. Must add "Dwarven Guild" freetext on all subs
« Last Edit: September 07, 2013, 04:04:23 PM by Scrasamax »


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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 04:49:06 AM »
Yahooooooo

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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 10:37:02 PM »
There is a pounding deep in the earth, and smoke thick and black issues forth from fissures in the mountain.

The dwarves are no longer slumbering.


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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2013, 11:17:28 PM »
Yessss! Let the ale flow and let the beards Grow!
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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2013, 10:01:55 AM »
The Clan of the Wolverine, those of the bare chin, emerge into the light and wipe the soot and ashes from their faces.


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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2013, 10:15:22 PM »
Couldn't handle the call of the undead eh??? To bad your dwarves are beardless, I had a present for them.
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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2013, 10:35:38 PM »
Don't worry, I've not forgotten the call of the grave


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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2013, 12:40:04 PM »


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I believe with my third vote on Stout Lagerale, I have completed the requirements to join the Dwarven Guild


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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2013, 02:19:23 PM »
Oooooh, you beat me by one vote!  :Thud: Oh well not like I didn't call it. Congrats!  :)  :razz:
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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2013, 02:02:40 PM »
Welcome to our hallowed (low-ceiling) halls, Stout Lagerale!!

May your beard reek of beer for all eternity!!!! :dwarf: :dwarf: :dwarf: :dwarf: :dwarf:

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1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2014, 12:26:50 AM »
Stroking my beard (which my wife hates with a purple passion) and feeling the spirit of bourbon move through me, I am compelled to resume my quest to attain great renown among my Dwarven brethren.

A personal experience: we recently traveled from Tennessee to Ohio for a horse show, and I was stuck by the flatness of that state, and the way the farms just ran into each other, field after field after field, and after a day or so I could not wait to get back to my home in the mountains. Yes, at 6 foot tall, I might actually be a dwarf in my heart. I love my mountains and am repelled by the plains, and the dull farms only punctuated by fences and the rare creek. Give me my mountains, shrouded in clouds, clad in forests, with towns hemmed into valleys, and rivers and streams tumbling down the rocks.

And yes, this winter I grew a beard, and yes, my wife royally hates it.


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Re: Leave me alone, I'm working
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2014, 10:11:59 AM »
Flat is why I hate traveling through the Central Valley. At least give me some d**n hills.
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