Sometimes, with the proper coaxing, I can get the long-dead spirits of the legendary
Three Dwarven Masters to briefly emerge from their forge-phylacteries and ask them their thoughts on all matters pertaining to the Dwarven Guild.
Iron-Ghost: We have come
Stonebladder: I am hungry
Pebbledust: Hrmmph-pshaw!
Me: Thank you bearded elders for your time, just wanted to share guild news with you.
Iron-Ghost: proceed then, smooth-cheeked one
Me: Yes, well, ok. There are a few new dwarven guild pledges and I merely seek your opinions. First there is val--err--Dorak Stonehammer. Your thoughts gentle-dwarves.
Stonebladder: Who?
Iron-Ghost: I knew a Stonehammer once
Pebbledust: I like him.
Me: Why?
Pebbledust: His great-uncle invented the
Dwarven Lighting BottleMe: M'kay.
Me: Then there is Agar...
Stonebladder: Who?
Iron-Ghost: We knew an Agar once.
Pebbledust: Good dwarven name!
Me: That is not his dwarven name---ah, never-mind.
Pebbledust: I like him.
Me: Why?
Pebbledust: he once gifted us fifty
Centipede NailsMe: Right. Next we have Grothar Rockfury
Stonebladder: Who?
Iron-Ghost: I knew a Rockfury once
Stonebladder: Ah, yes, the ruler of that other guild.
Iron-Ghost: He crafted our fine, masterwork Guild-Symbol!
Pebbledust: I like him.
Me: Ok, then.
Me: And what of axlerowes?
Iron-Ghost: I've never known an axlerowes
Stonebladder: He writes of banks
Pebbledust: We like banks
Iron-Ghost: He needs a dwarven name
Me: I'll let him know.
Iron-Ghost: What of you then?
Me: Who?
Stonebladder: You have yet to officially join.
Me: Yes, well, I'm trying you see---
Iron-Ghost: We can easily find another Guild Leader
Me: I'm going as fast as I can!
Pebbledust: A rolling moss gathers no stones
Me: What?
Stonebladder: Just giving you another dwarven proverb
Me: That does not make any sense.
Iron-Ghost: Do not question the council!
Me: Right. Sorry.
