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September 29, 2012, 12:21:48 AM »
A random quote I think the coders in the audience will appreciate:
"Coding is like kicking a problem in the nuts. Some problems get kicked in the nuts by OOP, some don't. People that don't understand deserve a slow and painful death by enucleation with a plastic spoon."
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http://beauty-of-imagination.blogspot.com/2012/07/oop-sux.html
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March 19, 2013, 12:47:05 PM »
Says the coder who prefers Python
Oh, wait, I fit that description too. Maybe that's why I like that quote. Be functional when it makes sense to be functional and use OOP when it makes sense to use OOP. I find that kind of thinking fits a lot more than just programming.
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March 19, 2013, 12:52:43 PM »
The 6 Stages of Debugging:
That can't happen.
That shouldn't happen.
Hmmm, weird.
Why does that happen?
Oh, I see.
How did that ever work?
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March 19, 2013, 01:10:15 PM »
Definitely been there, done that.
The method of debugging which never ceases to amaze me is "debugging by confession." I can't count how many times I've figured out a solution simply by describing the problem to someone else. Even when the listener does nothing but nod distractedly...
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March 19, 2013, 01:14:50 PM »
Lol @ "debugging by confession". That's the best name for it I've ever heard.
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March 19, 2013, 01:30:28 PM »
It may be a measure of how long I've been puttering with this stuff that I tend to jump to #4 with perhaps only fleeting consideration put towards 1-3. I see the bug, sigh, and jump to step 4.
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I think I have a few confessional threads floating around here!
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