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Offline CaptainPenguin

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« Reply #375 on: July 15, 2003, 04:01:49 PM »
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« Reply #376 on: July 15, 2003, 05:28:09 PM »
remember, I said something in that abreviation text and you all blew up on me!
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« Reply #377 on: July 15, 2003, 09:13:31 PM »
Just speaking for myself, please keep IM/chatspeak in the IMs and chats.
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« Reply #378 on: July 15, 2003, 11:43:24 PM »
Yeah.....

Um Snipe WHY did you spank him?!? please answer me that...
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« Reply #379 on: July 16, 2003, 03:27:10 AM »
Or was that more of a classic reach around.
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« Reply #380 on: July 16, 2003, 01:02:37 PM »
Well, it was agreed that whoever used the IM speech was succeptable to punishment, I merely enforced the laws set down by my fellow citizens.
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« Reply #381 on: July 16, 2003, 02:06:36 PM »
Well, we didn't say you had to spank him...
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« Reply #382 on: July 16, 2003, 04:15:34 PM »
AYEM LYR MEHT
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« Reply #383 on: July 16, 2003, 10:50:26 PM »
well, what else can I do?

besides dump him in boiling acid.
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« Reply #384 on: July 25, 2003, 03:09:18 PM »
You could pretend you're a surgeon, cut him open for some "surgery", and, while he's under, fill his stomach with natron!
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« Reply #385 on: July 25, 2003, 05:20:16 PM »
Or, I could reprogram his computer through the net so that the radiation will alter his DNA and turn him into a weasel!
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« Reply #386 on: October 24, 2003, 10:52:48 PM »
Wow... I had forgotten about this.... But I thought it was under a different name *shrugs* oh well, *sipps deiter*
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