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« Reply #350 on: July 10, 2003, 11:15:00 AM »
Oh, darn mine only shifted five...
Trees!!!
A tree fell in the forest. A man didn't hear it. He is now dead.

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« Reply #351 on: July 10, 2003, 04:21:06 PM »
wow, I think I got the extra inch, mine went 7!
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« Reply #352 on: July 11, 2003, 02:51:36 AM »
One day I was Sitting in my room just minding my own business- just thinking about everything, but, then again, nothing- when my mom came in and called out my name, but I didn't answer her. So, she screamed "Mike, Mike." I said, "what, Mom. What's the matter"
"What's the matter? What's the matter with you?"
"Awe nothing, Mom. I'm just sitting here thinking to myself. How about you get me a Pepsi?"
"No. Your on drugs!"
"No, Mom, I'm not. How about you just get me a Pepsi?"
"No, your on drugs!"
And she wouldn't get me a Pepsi. All I wanter was a Pepsi and she would'nt get it for me. And she just kept bugging me, and she just kept bugging me.

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To crush your enemies; to have them flee before you, and to hear the lamenations of their women.

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« Reply #353 on: July 11, 2003, 09:44:55 AM »
I like Coke better than Pepsi. And I like Dr.Pepper better than Coke.
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« Reply #354 on: July 11, 2003, 01:45:17 PM »
you put the "." in captain! Shame!
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« Reply #355 on: July 11, 2003, 02:24:52 PM »
NO! (Scoops out his own eyes with spoons)
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« Reply #356 on: July 11, 2003, 05:21:21 PM »
"NO"
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« Reply #357 on: July 11, 2003, 10:33:12 PM »
No! *puts the '.' back in the Dr.Pepper*
Trees!!!
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« Reply #358 on: July 12, 2003, 12:12:02 PM »
No! *tries to take the 'in' out of insanity but fails miserably*
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« Reply #359 on: July 13, 2003, 04:12:10 PM »
"NO!"
*tries to take the 'tree' out of insect, then realizes there is no tree in insect, so settles for removing the pots and pans instead.*
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« Reply #360 on: July 13, 2003, 04:27:22 PM »
NO!
*tries to take the NzaaaAAK out of SNOEHFVOE but settles for some Dr Pepper instead.*
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« Reply #361 on: July 13, 2003, 09:27:32 PM »
*grabs a Dr Pepper with the Captain and forgets the randomness...for a while at least!*
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« Reply #362 on: July 14, 2003, 12:57:03 PM »
Dr Pepper is the best.
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« Reply #363 on: July 14, 2003, 01:43:32 PM »
Deffinatly, anything else falls miserably short!
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« Reply #364 on: July 14, 2003, 03:49:11 PM »
I dunno...Vanilla Coke is pretty good...
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« Reply #365 on: July 14, 2003, 06:06:09 PM »
Not even vinilla coke can compare my flightless friend!
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« Reply #366 on: July 14, 2003, 08:15:28 PM »
That is true, snipe, that is true. Nothing compares to Dr Pepper.
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« Reply #367 on: July 14, 2003, 08:53:32 PM »
then why, may I ask, did you contemplate vanilla coke?
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« Reply #368 on: July 14, 2003, 09:56:05 PM »
BECAUSE I LOVE IT!
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« Reply #369 on: July 14, 2003, 10:15:31 PM »
GAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG I H8 VANILLA COKE BAGHHHHLALAGHHHH IT TASTES LIKE A WEAT SACK FULL OF RATS THAT ARE FULL OF LARVA!!!!

that is all.
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« Reply #370 on: July 14, 2003, 11:04:39 PM »
No it's not. Because H8 is not a word.
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« Reply #371 on: July 14, 2003, 11:07:30 PM »
sure it is. h is a letter and 8 is a number together they make "h8".
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« Reply #372 on: July 14, 2003, 11:11:53 PM »
Nope. You meant to say "hate". But you said H8 instead. H8 is combination of a letter and a number, and also part of that loathsome abreviated script. HOW I HATE IT! "U" and "H8" and "SK8" are NOT WORDS, GODDAMMIT!
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« Reply #373 on: July 14, 2003, 11:16:28 PM »
U need to calm down and go sk8 or im might just h8.
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« Reply #374 on: July 15, 2003, 02:40:55 PM »
Actually, I think we had this conversation before and agreed if someone used those words we could ridicule them.

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