Author Topic: Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!) (Read 25339 times)

Almatari · « **Reply #350 on:** July 10, 2003, 11:15:00 AM »

Oh, darn mine only shifted five...

sniperspy · « **Reply #351 on:** July 10, 2003, 04:21:06 PM »

wow, I think I got the extra inch, mine went 7!

strom · « **Reply #352 on:** July 11, 2003, 02:51:36 AM »

One day I was Sitting in my room just minding my own business- just thinking about everything, but, then again, nothing- when my mom came in and called out my name, but I didn't answer her. So, she screamed "Mike, Mike." I said, "what, Mom. What's the matter"
"What's the matter? What's the matter with you?"
"Awe nothing, Mom. I'm just sitting here thinking to myself. How about you get me a Pepsi?"
"No. Your on drugs!"
"No, Mom, I'm not. How about you just get me a Pepsi?"
"No, your on drugs!"
And she wouldn't get me a Pepsi. All I wanter was a Pepsi and she would'nt get it for me. And she just kept bugging me, and she just kept bugging me.

lyrics by Suicidal Tendencies circa 1982

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #353 on:** July 11, 2003, 09:44:55 AM »

I like Coke better than Pepsi. And I like Dr.Pepper better than Coke.

sniperspy · « **Reply #354 on:** July 11, 2003, 01:45:17 PM »

you put the "." in captain! Shame!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #355 on:** July 11, 2003, 02:24:52 PM »

NO! (Scoops out his own eyes with spoons)

sniperspy · « **Reply #356 on:** July 11, 2003, 05:21:21 PM »

"NO"
*rushes captain to hospital before permanent damage is done*

Almatari · « **Reply #357 on:** July 11, 2003, 10:33:12 PM »

No! *puts the '.' back in the Dr.Pepper*

Siren365 · « **Reply #358 on:** July 12, 2003, 12:12:02 PM »

No! *tries to take the 'in' out of insanity but fails miserably*

sniperspy · « **Reply #359 on:** July 13, 2003, 04:12:10 PM »

"NO!"
*tries to take the 'tree' out of insect, then realizes there is no tree in insect, so settles for removing the pots and pans instead.*

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #360 on:** July 13, 2003, 04:27:22 PM »

NO!
*tries to take the NzaaaAAK out of SNOEHFVOE but settles for some Dr Pepper instead.*

sniperspy · « **Reply #361 on:** July 13, 2003, 09:27:32 PM »

*grabs a Dr Pepper with the Captain and forgets the randomness...for a while at least!*

Siren365 · « **Reply #362 on:** July 14, 2003, 12:57:03 PM »

Dr Pepper is the best.

sniperspy · « **Reply #363 on:** July 14, 2003, 01:43:32 PM »

Deffinatly, anything else falls miserably short!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #364 on:** July 14, 2003, 03:49:11 PM »

I dunno...Vanilla Coke is pretty good...

sniperspy · « **Reply #365 on:** July 14, 2003, 06:06:09 PM »

Not even vinilla coke can compare my flightless friend!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #366 on:** July 14, 2003, 08:15:28 PM »

That is true, snipe, that is true. Nothing compares to Dr Pepper.

sniperspy · « **Reply #367 on:** July 14, 2003, 08:53:32 PM »

then why, may I ask, did you contemplate vanilla coke?

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #368 on:** July 14, 2003, 09:56:05 PM »

BECAUSE I LOVE IT!

Umbra03 · « **Reply #369 on:** July 14, 2003, 10:15:31 PM »

GAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG I H8 VANILLA COKE BAGHHHHLALAGHHHH IT TASTES LIKE A WEAT SACK FULL OF RATS THAT ARE FULL OF LARVA!!!!

that is all.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #370 on:** July 14, 2003, 11:04:39 PM »

No it's not. Because H8 is not a word.

Umbra03 · « **Reply #371 on:** July 14, 2003, 11:07:30 PM »

sure it is. h is a letter and 8 is a number together they make "h8".

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #372 on:** July 14, 2003, 11:11:53 PM »

Nope. You meant to say "hate". But you said H8 instead. H8 is combination of a letter and a number, and also part of that loathsome abreviated script. HOW I HATE IT! "U" and "H8" and "SK8" are NOT WORDS, GODDAMMIT!

Umbra03 · « **Reply #373 on:** July 14, 2003, 11:16:28 PM »

U need to calm down and go sk8 or im might just h8.

sniperspy · « **Reply #374 on:** July 15, 2003, 02:40:55 PM »

Actually, I think we had this conversation before and agreed if someone used those words we could ridicule them.

*pulls down umbra's pants and spanks him in front of all*