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« Reply #325 on: June 30, 2003, 09:12:17 PM »
See this visitors book? You sighned. If you look at the bottom it says you can't sue...
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« Reply #326 on: June 30, 2003, 09:14:30 PM »
*tears up visitors book* now im mad, *pulls out 12 gaige and relieves himself of annoying service woman!*
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« Reply #327 on: July 01, 2003, 10:31:42 AM »
A man walkes up to the customer "Excuse me sir, you cannot kill our receptionist for doing her job."
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« Reply #328 on: July 01, 2003, 01:57:28 PM »
*another bullet rids disgruntled customer of other annoying worker*
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« Reply #329 on: July 01, 2003, 05:28:04 PM »
"I give up!!! Sir go break your neck if you feel it is nessasary!!!"
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« Reply #330 on: July 01, 2003, 05:59:59 PM »
YAY I win, death with honor will never be mine!
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« Reply #331 on: July 03, 2003, 11:54:09 AM »
James Dean said "Live fast, die young" Or it is a common saying for him anyway...
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« Reply #332 on: July 03, 2003, 01:58:05 PM »
but i dont want my life to go by fast, and I want to live to a ripe old age so i can be one of those old men sitting on porches and yelling how "In my day kids respected their eldrers and prices were reasonable, and it was uphill both ways!"
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« Reply #333 on: July 03, 2003, 04:32:37 PM »
I want to be the "Cat Lady" who everyone is scared of... no not really but I want to listed to rock really loud and curse till my heart's content, and freestyle rap in the "Home" and have awesome tattos
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« Reply #334 on: July 04, 2003, 02:55:41 PM »
You young whippersnappers!
In my day, we couldn't take a fancy-schmancy bus to school, we had to walk! And it was uphill, both ways, without shoes, in a snow/hail storm, with only heated potatoes to warm us!
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« Reply #335 on: July 06, 2003, 06:29:23 PM »
well, you should try the bus... It's not all it is cut out to be gramps.
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« Reply #336 on: July 06, 2003, 10:45:40 PM »
exactly, if your lucky enough to find a seat its usually cause its covered in puke.
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« Reply #337 on: July 07, 2003, 10:26:28 AM »
not to mention the fact that every time I had to ride it (I live in town now so...) there was this guy who sat next to me. He lived at 'the hill' (our local rehab center) and he would sit next to me no mater how hard I tried to block the seat and he smelled like diretoes ( the cooler ranch kind) and I had to climb over him to get out. I didn't like him and was glad when he got out of there so I didn't have to see him.

Last year, I rode with my friend and I swear the cursing was so bad I had to rinse my ears out in the sink when I got home.
I hate the bus.
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« Reply #338 on: July 07, 2003, 02:01:24 PM »
ya, im immune to the cursing now because it is non-stop everywhere at my school.
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« Reply #339 on: July 08, 2003, 10:04:08 AM »
So am I but still. Heck we have kids doing pot in the bathroom so most of us wait till we get home to go...
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« Reply #340 on: July 08, 2003, 01:44:42 PM »
ya, drugs are huge at my school too, I think they are popular everywhere.
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« Reply #341 on: July 08, 2003, 07:46:38 PM »
teenagers=drugs
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« Reply #342 on: July 08, 2003, 07:55:04 PM »
Hey! That's a misconception! Everyone instantly connects teens and drugs, but not all teens take drugs!
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« Reply #343 on: July 08, 2003, 07:59:44 PM »
I don't but I act crazy enough that people think I do...
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« Reply #344 on: July 09, 2003, 05:48:07 PM »
Well, you can never generalize if you want ALL of the group to do what you are saying (with the exception of breathing, living, eating etc...) But I agree with Almatari, the majority of Teens do do drugs..
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« Reply #345 on: July 09, 2003, 07:37:06 PM »
I do hope that I am a little diferent...
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« Reply #346 on: July 09, 2003, 10:11:08 PM »
Ya, most people here probably arn't stupid enough to do drugs. (I say most because I unfortunatly cannot say with 100% certainty that all don't) In my stupid health class I had to take this year though, I think the stats were that 54% of teens currently do drugs.
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« Reply #347 on: July 10, 2003, 01:46:27 AM »
Reminds me of the day my mother swore I was on drugs. Little did she know I had just stumbled upon some life altering facts... the sky is NOT purple. Elvis is dead. And I'm from Pluto. It was a long night.... but I don't do drugs. Not ever! But I'm guess I'm crazy enough to make folks wonder.
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« Reply #348 on: July 10, 2003, 01:48:33 AM »
You don't need drugs when your life has shifted six inches to the left, like mine!

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« Reply #349 on: July 10, 2003, 01:58:30 AM »
You're right. In that case, you need grog.
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