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« Reply #275 on: June 11, 2003, 02:15:41 PM »
Riiiiight then.  :shock:
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« Reply #276 on: June 12, 2003, 03:56:48 PM »
ummmmm, that is possibly your strangest outburst yet.
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« Reply #277 on: June 12, 2003, 04:45:36 PM »
I think so. I also think that I have heard it before....
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« Reply #278 on: June 13, 2003, 11:31:37 AM »
well for me it is! I tune most of his stuff out though.
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« Reply #279 on: June 13, 2003, 09:18:51 PM »
I ment else where. Oh, I donno!
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« Reply #280 on: June 13, 2003, 10:08:08 PM »
I must agree with The capn when I say that alot of people pretend.  For the world of art many times it comes down to  a name if a person can get his or her name known then they can ckome up with something dumb like trash bags and then call it art since art is a free form of expression if a person with a well known name puts some meaningless explanation behind it many feel who are they to say its is a peice of s**t???
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« Reply #281 on: June 13, 2003, 10:57:32 PM »
actually there are people who will believe almost anything is "fine art". You just have to find them to give your reviews. People also believe whatever their newspaper tells them so you are set!
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« Reply #282 on: June 14, 2003, 10:03:21 AM »
"Hi would you like this wonderful piece of art?"
"It's a pice of s**te if you ask me!"
"Ah, but you are missing the fine point of the artwork. It symbolises the life of the human."
"What is the poop for?"
"Our bowles"
*looks like I am missing the fine line between art and non-art*
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« Reply #283 on: June 14, 2003, 12:01:11 PM »
Right, but some people will look at that piece of s**t and go:

"wow, a piece of s**t that symbolizes our very existence in our own bowels. Fine art!"
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« Reply #284 on: June 14, 2003, 06:01:33 PM »
See! That's exactly what I'm saying!
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« Reply #285 on: June 15, 2003, 01:21:10 AM »
yep, people are generally idiots!
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« Reply #286 on: June 15, 2003, 01:50:44 PM »
And here comes the Einstien quote again.
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« Reply #287 on: June 16, 2003, 12:55:02 PM »
Na, Ive done that too many times, its your turn Almatari!
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« Reply #288 on: June 16, 2003, 01:24:35 PM »
How did it go?

"Two things are infanate, human stupidity and the universe. I am not so sure about the former."

Or sumthin like that. :?
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« Reply #289 on: June 16, 2003, 02:17:42 PM »
"Only two things are infinite: the Universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the first one."

Haha! You spelled infinite wrong! You spelled infinite wrong!
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« Reply #290 on: June 16, 2003, 05:28:47 PM »
well you curse in penguin, so you 2 are even!
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« Reply #291 on: June 16, 2003, 06:27:41 PM »
*sniff, sniff* :cry: I cant help it that I cant speal :cry:
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« Reply #292 on: June 17, 2003, 01:52:17 PM »
Its not your fault, its the media!
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« Reply #293 on: June 17, 2003, 08:09:42 PM »
True true. They cant even get away from computer lingo in the movies. (ex. 2 Fast 2 Furious)
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« Reply #294 on: June 18, 2003, 03:12:18 PM »
havnt seen it, but the media is very stupid.
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« Reply #295 on: June 18, 2003, 06:43:51 PM »
I havn't seen it either. The only reason I would go to a movie like that is if a guy draged me there and handcuffed me to the chair.
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« Reply #296 on: June 18, 2003, 09:29:16 PM »
what if you thought the guy was really cute and he wnted you to go?
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« Reply #297 on: June 18, 2003, 10:08:53 PM »
What if a band of starving, rabid, crazed monkeys dragged you to the movie theater, held your eyes open, and made you watch "Too Fast, Too Furious"?
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« Reply #298 on: June 19, 2003, 12:33:38 AM »
then she would bite the monkeys arms until they gave up!
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« Reply #299 on: June 19, 2003, 10:07:37 PM »
I probably wouldn't bite them, diseases and such but I would call for my 'anime-hating, other-quoting joined-right-at-the-same-time' bow-shooting elf and 'air elemental' penguin to save my butt.

And if it was a hot guy, I don't think I would notice the movie, do you?
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