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Valadaar Staggers in....
« on: September 21, 2012, 06:56:20 PM »
A quaff of fine Dwarven Ale, and one thing led to another and...

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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2012, 09:16:24 PM »
I welcome you, fellow aspiring beard-brother! Some day, the minstrels will sing songs of Dorak Stonehammer's mighty deeds! (incidentally, your Dwarven first name means "idiot" in Russian  :P)

Check your shaving razor at the door, pour another ale, and immerse yourself fully into the Dwarfness!

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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2012, 12:25:43 PM »
I fail too see the problem here... :)
   
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2012, 08:52:57 PM »
Ok, voted on, commented and read 3 dwarven subs.
Started a discussion, though somewhat simular to an existing sub.
Couple subs in progress...

   
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 01:39:21 PM »
1 sub down. Two to go...
   
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2012, 07:43:02 PM »
You are almost one of us, Dorak!!
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2012, 08:19:00 PM »
Yup. Need a couple more votes and a stub. You think it would be easy given how stubby dwarves are to start ...

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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2012, 08:20:56 PM »
low-blow, Dorak.
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2012, 08:46:52 PM »
I'm sure you'll rise above it.
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2012, 11:31:20 PM »
As long as I'm not short-sighted.
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2012, 11:33:11 PM »
Somebody needs to be the bigger person in this situation.

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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2012, 10:46:32 AM »
Not to belittle you dwarves or anything, but ill bet you all drive minivans.
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2012, 12:43:59 PM »
I would continue this, but it is beneath me.

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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2012, 01:30:24 PM »
I also refuse to stoop down to this level
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 11:02:39 AM »
1. Write 3 subs (1 stub is allowed to count as 1 sub for this Quest. But only 1 stub allowed, 2 must be subs) on anything Dwarven related

http://strolen.com/viewing/30_Dwarven_Treasures
http://strolen.com/viewing/Seven_Wonders_of_the_Dwarven_World
http://strolen.com/viewing/Dwarven_Heraldry   (Stub)

2. Start 1 Dwarven-related topic in Forums for general discussion/discourse (hey, it may lead to another sub for you!)

http://strolen.com/guild/index.php/topic,6050.msg73859.html#msg73859

3. Read, vote, and comment on, 3 Dwarven-related submissions by others (non-member subs allowed. If it don't smell Dwarven, let 'em have it! If it feels Dwarven, invite them to join our guild!)
http://strolen.com/viewing/Thirty_Punchlines_to_Dwarven_Dirty_Jokes
http://strolen.com/viewing/Four_Forges_A_simple_board_game_played_by_Dwarves
http://strolen.com/viewing/Dwarven_Pets

4. Must assign yourself at least a "3" at first level in strength, endurance, and constitution, respectively (Int, etc is less important to us Dwarves)
5. Must have 3 or more votes on each of your Dwarven-related submissions

6. Must maintain a 3.25 or higher score count on ALL of your Dwarven submissions from this day forward. 


7. Must add "Dwarven Guild" freetext on all subs



Looks like I got em all..


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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 11:35:59 AM »
YESSS! Congrats! Welcome, Dorak Stonehammer to the Dwarven Guild. Together, we will rule the world!
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Re: Valadaar Staggers in....
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2012, 04:50:19 AM »
All hail Stonehammer!!

(I am going to fix your sig for ya...unless that is on purpose to have it on two lines?)
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