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Offline Almatari

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« Reply #100 on: July 16, 2003, 12:13:43 AM »
That mite explain something....
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« Reply #101 on: July 16, 2003, 03:13:01 AM »
You two are beginning to sound married. You say one thing, and he interprets it another way.

It's like a mini soap.
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« Reply #102 on: July 16, 2003, 12:20:35 PM »
Mini-soap? Like the kind you get in hotels?!
I love that mini-soap!
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« Reply #103 on: July 16, 2003, 01:00:19 PM »
Captain, you are the most random person I have ever met!!

Will you please teach me???
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« Reply #104 on: July 16, 2003, 02:03:47 PM »
Bah!
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« Reply #105 on: July 16, 2003, 03:51:59 PM »
YOODT MEHT BEDT
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« Reply #106 on: July 16, 2003, 06:48:40 PM »
Oh Captain! My Captain!

[insert randomness here]

*yawns*
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« Reply #107 on: July 16, 2003, 10:45:58 PM »
thats one way siren!
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« Reply #108 on: July 16, 2003, 11:13:45 PM »
Yep, it's Captain Outrageous...
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« Reply #109 on: July 16, 2003, 11:17:07 PM »
I HAVE ARRIVED!
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« Reply #110 on: July 17, 2003, 03:07:33 AM »
Quote from: "Siren365"
Oh Captain! My Captain!

[insert randomness here]

*yawns*


Quickly, strom looks up from the parchment he was reading; intrigued about would could now be happening.
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« Reply #111 on: July 17, 2003, 01:12:13 PM »
more like captain OBVIOUS!
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« Reply #112 on: July 17, 2003, 01:16:23 PM »
Oh, yeah SniperBOY?!
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« Reply #113 on: July 17, 2003, 06:51:38 PM »
hey, I was following Ria!! But I guess I asked for that one!!!
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« Reply #114 on: July 18, 2003, 03:13:10 AM »
"Hah, hah, ha," and with that, Strom went back to reading the parchment.
Conan! What are three great things in life?

To crush your enemies; to have them flee before you, and to hear the lamenations of their women.

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« Reply #115 on: July 18, 2003, 01:56:25 PM »
"ooooh, the Enquirer! Can I have a page?"
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« Reply #116 on: July 18, 2003, 05:12:17 PM »
And here I thought Strom was actually studying something of importance.
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« Reply #117 on: July 18, 2003, 09:09:36 PM »
nope, just reading up on the next time the Earth is supposed to be sucked into a black hole!
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« Reply #118 on: July 19, 2003, 02:06:52 AM »
Actually, the end of the universe is coming next week.

Besides, as my title implies, why in the world would I waste my time; the headlines are always the same, with different names inserted every ten years. And reading about a celebrities problems is much more interesting for conversation around the water cooler.
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« Reply #119 on: July 19, 2003, 02:52:13 PM »
"Did you hear? J-Lo just got her 96th divorce!"
"Heh-heh. Wow. How does she do it?"
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