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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2003, 02:40:59 PM »
Its because you posted so many times in your first day. It will go down as you start to average out, I got up to 7000 in the first day too!
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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2003, 02:42:42 PM »
Ok good. I was scared it was a glitch or something. (I'm upset cuz I have too much hp? WTF??!!!)
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« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2003, 02:43:31 PM »
No, it will go down, trust me!
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« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2003, 02:44:37 PM »
Ok thanx ;)
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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2003, 02:55:22 PM »
No problem!
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« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2003, 02:18:51 AM »
I will gladly relieve you of some HP, that is, of course, if you really do not want it.
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« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2003, 02:35:13 PM »
You can't do that can you?
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« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2003, 03:52:23 PM »
I don't think so...
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« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2003, 05:32:40 PM »
It is entirely possible however to just throw a dirty spoon into a hippo's eye and then run screaming down the supermarket with half a watermelon on your head yelling "Im a hamster!"
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« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2003, 11:52:14 PM »
Really I always say "I am a gerbil!!!" oh darn that sounds weird...
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« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2003, 11:53:21 PM »
WIPHOOONIE!
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« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2003, 03:25:12 AM »
Didn't Richard Geere (the actor) really like gerbils?
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« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2003, 01:04:06 PM »
I don't even know who that is, and saying I'm a gerbil is just too obvious a cry for attention! What you really need to do is cut a penny in half, glue it to half a nickel, then toss the half penny, half nickel to someone and ask for 3 cents!
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« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2003, 03:30:46 AM »
Richard Geere was the actor in the movie Pretty woman and officer and a gentlemen.  Anyways, he was accused of putting gerbils in his anus and having to go to the hospital to remove them.
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« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2003, 11:46:44 AM »
It seems like every movie starring Richard Gere also starred Julia Roberts.
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« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2003, 12:51:06 PM »
Meh, I don't really like Julia Roberts. And Richard Gere didn't do that by the way. It was a ridiculous rumor.
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« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2003, 12:52:16 PM »
It was a HILARIOUS rumor!
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« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2003, 12:56:12 PM »
Well, yes. Yes it was.
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« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2003, 12:58:07 PM »
That is possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard. I wonder how that rumor started?
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« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2003, 09:42:05 PM »
Well, I know that I use to know, but I don't know anymore. Hmm...
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« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2003, 10:09:51 PM »
That was on a South Park episode... I think...
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« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2003, 10:23:26 PM »
a south park episode, how bout the ice man one?
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« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2003, 03:03:15 AM »
Oh I know it was a rumor, but it definitely put his career on the skids. The rumor came up around the time that he and that model was breaking-up.
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« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2003, 03:05:21 AM »
Julia Roberts is a good actress, but her mouth is too big and when she smiles all of her teeth show.

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« Reply #49 on: July 18, 2003, 01:57:15 PM »
very big mouth, in more ways than one!
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