Author Topic: Snipe Hunting (Anybody recognize that reference?) (Read 19094 times)

CaptainPenguin · « **on:** April 13, 2003, 05:45:02 PM »

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2003, 05:47:44 PM »

"Ya' know what's really spiffy? White Wolf's Exalted series. And pie. Pie is really good. Ya' now what makes the best pies? Pies in which the secret ingredient.....IS EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2003, 05:49:48 PM »

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......Evil pie.....

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2003, 05:50:40 PM »

Okay, that's what I'm talking about, even if it is an extreme example.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:04:38 PM »

I like pie much better than cake!

sniperspy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:07:03 PM »

Thank you for the warning against wierdness, I will be on the lookout. As for assitance, if anyone would be kind enough as to maybe explain a brief history of this place and a map would be helpful, if possible.

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:18:01 PM »

Umm... I'm not sure we've ever gotten as far as a history... there is a map of sorts in the album. I got bored and made it.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:24:54 PM »

Map, aye?

Well, there's an outer wall with battlements, a couryard inside, some buildings with stuff in them, a kitchen, a big gate, and big open field out in front with a road down it....Is that a good enough word-picture for you?

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:25:37 PM »

Five.

sniperspy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:31:04 PM »

not exactly, I meant the whole kingdom, not one castle. And what's five mean?

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:32:35 PM »

FIVE NEEDS NO EXPLANATION! IT IS FIVE! IT IS THE TRUTH! ALL HAIL FIVE!

There is no kingdom. Only a Citadel. As far as I know, at least.

sniperspy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:37:25 PM »

All Citadels are located within some kind of kingdom, or is large enough to be a kingdom in itself. Your description did not meet either of these requirements.

I will never hail 5, for it is 5 that killed my brother.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:39:52 PM »

Are you questioning five!? Don't you talk about five like that!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:41:31 PM »

And I believe that you told us that you killed your brother. Phage, was it?

GO FIVE! (Waves pom-poms and wears a cheerleader sweater with the number five on it)

sniperspy · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:47:06 PM »

Yes I killed my brother, with 5 strokes, so I hate 5 and can never respect it.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:51:48 PM »

sniperspy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:57:43 PM »

Is this the first time you've been lost for words?

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:21:08 PM »

Well, no. Read Lewd Beholder's entrance and you'll see another place. But it is quite a rare and nigh-mythical phenomenon.

Like Sasquatch! HOOHAH!

sniperspy · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:22:12 PM »

Kewl, I've been on the site for 2 hours and I've already caused a highly rare phenomenon!!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:33:48 PM »

You must always remember, when in doubt, WWCD. That stands for "What Would Cthulhu Do?"

Yes. Always remember WWCD.

sniperspy · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:35:42 PM »

Who is Cthulhu. I need to know who he is before I know what he will do.

Also, can anyone arrange a meeting with your king for me? I need to let him know there is a new warrior in town!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:42:13 PM »

Cthulhu is an Elder One from the eldritch, non-Euclidean spaces outside our dimension. He is the manifest madness, the high priest of the daemon-sultan Azathoth who sleeps beneath the sea in the drowned city of Ry'ulyeh(sp?), awaiting the time when the stars will be right and he can rise from the deep to bring the ultimate nightmare of destruction upon the world. WWCD!

The king? Could you be referring to Manfred, his Manic Majesty? Or our own flying squirrel master, Strolen, Ignorance Incarnate?

Might I also say that the Citadel is home to two dragons (Kassil and Karad'as), a flaming head (Agar), a whole bunch of elves, some sort of wierd animal-elf hybrid (Zsaelia), a forgotten vampire god who hasn't posted in a while (forgottengods), a doctor of phluidology (drphluid), a demon zergling thing (Da Wergyling), and my own crewmember who also hasn't posted in a while (PriatePenguin), among others. Many many many many many many many many many others, most of whom have never posted.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:43:15 PM »

CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT IN 2005!

sniperspy · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:47:09 PM »

How can the supreme evil one be president? This CTHULHU character sounds like he is in desperate need of a good ass kicking.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2003, 07:48:51 PM »

You displease the Old Ones! When Cthulhu is president, you will be devoured first!

Yes, well, life's funny that way, isn't it?
Real stimulating conversation, oh yarr.