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Offline Almatari

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« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2003, 11:41:26 AM »
Slaps the penguin upside the head. "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat stuff. You dont know where it has been!" Penguin shruggs and continues to eat.
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2003, 05:23:10 PM »
ahh, let him eat almatari, with any luck it'll give him a bad stomach ache and rid us of him for a day or two!
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2003, 09:43:23 PM »
Have some myrrh, sniperspy! Mmmmm.....Myrrh.....
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« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2003, 10:13:52 PM »
No! Dont eat it! It is dangerous to take food from a Penguin :shock:
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« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2003, 01:51:13 AM »
Y'know, I have a t-shirt that says "One by one the penguins steal my sanity."

On the subject of Greater Hell:  Being omniscient and powerless.  Knowing everything and being incapable of doing a d**n thing about it.  Or being forced to listen to bad music and horrible sounds forever.
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« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2003, 11:51:30 AM »
Bad music! err like pop. I hate Pop!
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« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2003, 03:45:15 PM »
Listening to Britney Spears "I'm Not A Girl, Yet Not A Woman" over and over and over again. Great Cthulhu... that should be listed as cruel and unusual punishment.
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« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2003, 05:37:26 PM »
Quote from: "Ria Hawk"
Y'know, I have a t-shirt that says "One by one the penguins steal my sanity."


That is perfect!!!

Might have to make some T-shirts to that affect and start giving them away as prizes for "best of" or something.

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« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2003, 05:50:14 PM »
haha Glad my thread is so popular!
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« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2003, 10:45:58 PM »
I have that "Penguins steal my sanity" shirt, and a shirt that says "Cthulhu for President, 2001", a shirt that says "Mmmmm....Brains...", and last, but not least, "I am the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!"
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« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2003, 11:58:01 AM »
haha! I have one that says "I'm out of bed what more do you want?"

I want to get a few on the Very Seceret Diaries. "Sam will kill  you If you try anything" "Have fixed carrot. Go Me!" "Stupid Ring, Stupid Quest, Stupid Fellowship" "How I detest this life of vile Servitude" "Still not king" "Still the prettiest" "Would you like to see my pointy hat trick?" "Pervy Elf Fancier"
And many more!
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« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2003, 03:01:21 PM »
I dont have any funny T-shirts :cry:  I want some!
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« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2003, 03:13:53 PM »
Make your own shirts! I usually make my own shirts, but I found this really cool shirt at the flea market that says, "If I close my eyes really hard, will you disappear?"
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« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2003, 03:16:43 PM »
Lessee, I also have
"Don't make me get my flying monkeys."
"Why do I have the feeling that someday I'll be describing you to my therapist?"
"I would explain it to you, but your brain would explode."

And there's some I want to make.
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« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2003, 03:35:14 PM »
Do you buy the iorn on letters or just paint them on? w/ fabric paint.
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« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2003, 03:39:39 PM »
I'm gonna buy the iron-on transfer paper and print them on my computer.
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« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2003, 03:40:21 PM »
Oh! neeto! I have always wanted to try that!

I want to make one that says: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2003, 10:31:09 AM »
I found one. Its pretty obvious, but it's: "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
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« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2003, 08:05:08 PM »
I've seen that one!
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« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2003, 09:53:37 PM »
ya, there are some of those "How to..." shirts that are so stupid they are funny too.
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« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2003, 12:54:13 PM »
I like the one that says something about only Idiots read the shirt.
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« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2003, 10:04:37 PM »
Hey! I just got two of those 'VSD' shirts!  :D My 'Have fixed carrot! Go me!' and 'Sam will kill you if you try anything.' That is all mum would let me get! I wanted one that said 'For The Shire' but it cost too much.  :cry:
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« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2003, 11:59:47 AM »
wow, thats a lot, I like one that shows a guy with an anvil falling on him, and it sais "Unlucky"!!!
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« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2003, 12:17:25 PM »
Haha! "Unlucky" indead. :lol:  Poor guy.
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« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2003, 04:26:36 PM »
all he has to do is sidestep and hes saved, but hes an idiot!
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