Author Topic: Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!) (Read 24002 times)

CaptainPenguin · « **on:** June 08, 2003, 06:53:13 PM »

THE ENTIRE WORLD IS UPSIDE-DOWN! AND BRIGHT NEON PINK!

Almatari · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2003, 07:01:00 PM »

See? that's what I'm sayin.

sniperspy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2003, 07:12:07 PM »

Yes, the subject changes will catch you off guard if you are not prepared.

Almatari · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2003, 07:42:16 PM »

Elijah!!! Sorry MTV awards are on AGAIN!!!

Siren365 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:17:36 PM »

Weirdness, topic changes, and a neon pink world. What exactly have I gotten myself into?

Almatari · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:02:15 PM »

You have no clue, child. You have no clue. Ohh Got to go. Mum got Micky D's!!!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:14:37 PM »

McDonald's has good chicken nuggets. And barbecue sauce. And their fries are the most delicious. But none of their other stuff is any good.

Almatari · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:40:30 PM »

I like the chicken sandwich. The Crispy one not the McGrill. and their fries are exquisite.

sniperspy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:40:58 PM »

the fries are ok, but get stale too fast. And I didnt think this world was all pink. There is a small green area in the north-west corner if you look carefully enough!

Almatari · « **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:46:06 PM »

In responce to your new signature. Go to earth.

sniperspy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:49:41 PM »

hmmmm, no, because you tell someone to go to hell because you want them to suffer. Earth is bliss compared to Hell.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:50:40 PM »

Unless you tell them to go to Greater Hell.

sniperspy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:51:41 PM »

there is no greater Hell. You are in hell or you arn't.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:56:46 PM »

Bah!

Religious fundamentalist!

Almatari · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:01:01 PM »

Well then go through the nearest black hole. A lot like the isolation ward at the jail and with a straight jacket. Now that is horable. A greater hell would be putting someone with their worst fear for all eternity. And they never get used to it.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:04:36 PM »

Nobody knows what happens inside a black hole.

I disagree. Greater Hell would be omniscience. You would know everything. You would be incredibly, numbingly, eternally bored. Nothing would be new to you.

Almatari · « **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:06:18 PM »

Yeah that would be bad unless you could do mind tricks

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:10:16 PM »

But you would know everything, so you would know what that was like, too.

Almatari · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:12:10 PM »

Sure but you could always play pranks on someone else

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:16:24 PM »

But you would know exactly what that was like too. And you would know their reaction and what would happen, because you would know everything.

Almatari · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:18:04 PM »

Hm, I guess you could just sit and twiddle your thumbs.

sniperspy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2003, 09:48:10 PM »

knowing everything would be a little rough, but it means you know how to stop knowing some things for short periods of time. And how to never stop having fun for all eternity.

Siren365 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2003, 10:42:04 PM »

I got lost somewhere around go to hell. I just thought I'd let everyone know. There was talk of chicken nuggets and french fries, which I now have a craving for. Then there was talk of where do you go when you're already in Hell? Hmm.... to babysit the hellions known as children maybe? I can imagine nothing worse than a roomful of screaming three year olds.

Did I miss anything?

Almatari · « **Reply #23 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:16:52 PM »

Nah, you mite have to read alot every once in a while tho.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #24 on:** June 10, 2003, 12:16:59 AM »

Mmmmmm......Myrrh.......(Drools and eats a ball of myrrh)