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« Reply #125 on: July 11, 2003, 02:31:56 AM »
Yeah, but males get the short end of the stick. After the females lay their eggs, they leave the males for about three months- in the dead of winter- to eat food in warmer waters and accumulate body fat to feed their young when they hatch in the spring.
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« Reply #126 on: July 11, 2003, 09:46:46 AM »
Yeah. Male penguins have to sit around for months with their asses in the ice and snow, waiting for their girlfriends to get back from their tropical vacations! That's bad business!
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« Reply #127 on: July 11, 2003, 01:44:23 PM »
well, its not unlike humans, except the females carry the baby, but they do control us!
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« Reply #128 on: July 11, 2003, 10:39:10 PM »
I shall take after the pengins then. Yay! to Feminism!(?) Did you know that the male seahorses have the babies? They do. It's one time when nature took pity on the women.
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« Reply #129 on: July 11, 2003, 11:19:50 PM »
Did you know that humans are pretty much the only species in which the females are the pretty ones?
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« Reply #130 on: July 11, 2003, 11:21:21 PM »
In spiders the female kills the male and then alows the babys to eat the dead father  :D
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« Reply #131 on: July 12, 2003, 12:01:09 PM »
Cool, but I'd much rather keep the father of my child alive. At least for while, anyway.
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« Reply #132 on: July 12, 2003, 05:21:57 PM »
The female preying mantis eats the male after mating!
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« Reply #133 on: July 13, 2003, 04:08:06 PM »
well, humans are also lazy, so we want our spouse alive to help us!
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« Reply #134 on: July 13, 2003, 05:28:59 PM »
I agree with that.... kindof.
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« Reply #135 on: July 13, 2003, 09:22:18 PM »
Why not fully?
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« Reply #136 on: July 16, 2003, 12:20:28 AM »
Er,... I don't remember now...
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« Reply #137 on: July 16, 2003, 03:28:34 AM »
What?
Conan! What are three great things in life?

To crush your enemies; to have them flee before you, and to hear the lamenations of their women.

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« Reply #138 on: July 16, 2003, 01:01:37 PM »
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
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« Reply #139 on: July 16, 2003, 03:46:41 PM »
SEHT IYA ROHT
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« Reply #140 on: July 16, 2003, 06:27:37 PM »
Geez, whatever the point of this post may have been is entirely lost upon me.
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« Reply #141 on: July 16, 2003, 10:46:46 PM »
Umm, what point?
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« Reply #142 on: July 16, 2003, 11:05:44 PM »
I don't know. Maybe she means the point of SEHT IYA ROHT?
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« Reply #143 on: July 17, 2003, 03:24:22 AM »
Last I knew, I was saying how glad I am that I am not a male penguin sitting on eggs, then we began talking about the greatness of females in various species and the dominance of women and suddenly everyone became confused.

(hmmmm.)
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« Reply #144 on: July 17, 2003, 01:01:04 PM »
Are you suggesting that females are confusing?
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« Reply #145 on: July 17, 2003, 01:01:28 PM »
no, just great!
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« Reply #146 on: July 17, 2003, 01:03:52 PM »
Well, I wasn't confused. I said this:

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« Reply #147 on: July 17, 2003, 01:05:08 PM »
right, and that really needs to stop captain!
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« Reply #148 on: July 17, 2003, 01:06:11 PM »
Why?
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« Reply #149 on: July 17, 2003, 01:06:38 PM »
because you have posted it at least 36 times on close to 15 different threads.
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