Author Topic: The Call of Captain-thulhu (Read 175201 times)

Pariah · « **Reply #2800 on:** September 29, 2010, 07:02:33 AM »

It's called vitamin D deficiency AG...

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2801 on:** September 29, 2010, 12:36:49 PM »

Oh noooo! I KNEW IT HAD A NAME!

*Chews toes and fingers off*

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2802 on:** September 30, 2010, 08:58:13 AM »

Quote from: Ancient Gamer on September 29, 2010, 12:36:49 PM

Oh noooo! I KNEW IT HAD A NAME!

*Chews toes and fingers off*

Quick, someone send him some BBQ sauce!

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #2803 on:** September 30, 2010, 11:36:04 AM »

*Pours BQ sauce on AG*

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2804 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:27:04 PM »

Mmmmmm! Fingers, toes, BBQ sauce and a gaming session (for kids) tomorrow. What more can a man ask for?

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #2805 on:** September 30, 2010, 03:03:48 PM »

A Fez for your pet!

Strolen · « **Reply #2806 on:** November 02, 2010, 11:14:07 PM »

Don't ask how I stumbled upon this but it made me laugh.

Strolen · « **Reply #2807 on:** November 02, 2010, 11:15:17 PM »

This post I mean. Whoops.

Quote from: Scrasamax on January 15, 2005, 03:02:39 PM

Hey y'all, this here is Mortimer J. Drachencense, most my buddies call me Drake. Let me tell you what we've got down here at Drachencense's Used Dragons.

A new dragon is real nice, mighty fine. But who can afford one? Tell me, how much did you pay for that first dragon, the old one with the clipped wing, and the missing teeth? Not a whole lot, but you got alot of good miles out of that old brown dragon before some heroes got in and did him in. Why go out and pay good money for a high price new dragon, when a factory refurbished dragon might be just the thing you need.

Lemme guess, this is what you are expecting to come down here and find. Scales all falling off and rusted, not enough huff and puff left to light a cigarette let alone terrorize a town. You can even see this poor old beasts ribs. We dont sell barrel scrapin' dragons, we sell only the best reconditioned, refurbished dragons and dracomorphs. Unfortunately we dont deal with any Asian imports, we stick with the stock European models.

How about this big boy here - - just the thing for the combat heavy fellow. He's got monsterous low end torque, and gets plenty of miles per princess eaten. Breath weapon still in great condition, original finish. He's a steal at 200,000 GP.

That's alright, looking for something a little smaller - - This fellow here is a Czech import. Some of you are shaking your heads over those old Yugo cars, but let me tell you something, they know how to put together a Dragon. This bad boy is sleek and fast, and has great handling. He bank like a hawk, great for munchkins on pegasi.

For some of you on a tighter budget, I've got a few of these little guys. All the features of a name brand dragon, but in a half size body. Easier on the pocketbook, and eats only a minimal number of princesses. Unlike some dragons, this compact can run on un-virgin princess.

Don't ask how I stumbled upon this but it made me laugh.

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2808 on:** November 03, 2010, 11:01:20 PM »

My god, I didn't recognize my own handiwork.

Pieh · « **Reply #2809 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:20:46 AM »

Internet Anagram Server fun time: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html

I will now list some of the juicier anagrams for Strolen's Citadel:

Credentials Lost
Scattered Ill Son
Dialects Set Lorn
Creased Lint Slot
A Lordliest Scent
Lactose Tendrils
Oldest Larcenist
Redcoats Lentils
Ironclad Settles
Scanted Trollies

Let's see what else we can scramble up!

Pieh · « **Reply #2810 on:** December 07, 2010, 01:21:05 PM »

BUMP!

Time for another drunken sea shanty: OOOOOOH! HI LII LIE LO MO GROVER DA OAR BE LATE! SAY SHA MANA GA HOARD WE BAIT! GRAVY-HO, LOLA MAN DOWN! WHEN WASH WAS A BUCKLE A SWASHIN GO WE! RA ROW LLLLOW HEY HA! MUMMINA MUNIN HA HORNG POH BUH, RA RA ROCKET MAN DOWN!

Pariah · « **Reply #2811 on:** December 10, 2010, 11:18:12 PM »

Oh jug 'o wine, oh jug 'o wine
Thou art so bitter tasting
Oh jug 'o wine, oh jug 'o wine
Thou art so bitter tasting
You make me drunk when I'm poor
You make me drunk, but what is more
Oh jug 'o wine, oh jug 'o wine
Thou art so bitter tasting
*hic*

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2812 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:00:04 AM »

I won't pretend to know anything about rugby, but I can usually support any sport that is associated with heavy drinking. d**n there is nothing on TV.

Strolen · « **Reply #2813 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:46:11 PM »

I watched professional boche ball for a little. At least that is what I think it was. Rolling balls closer to other balls. Very intense...I think.

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #2814 on:** April 18, 2011, 10:56:04 AM »

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

Pariah · « **Reply #2815 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:45:41 PM »

Bocce can get quite intense Strolen, you just don't understand. :p

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2816 on:** April 19, 2011, 01:38:11 AM »

The thread LIVES! The epic call of Captain-thulhu!

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2817 on:** April 19, 2011, 01:41:50 AM »

Let us play "Remember the Strolenite". You get a point for each Strolenite you can recall from the following list:
- sniperspy
- alia
- Nosredna
- MoonHunter
- Ouroboros
- Iain
- CaptainPenguin
- Rei
- Dark Lord
- Kalabar
- Strolen
- manfred
- Fiokar_Dracolas
- Kassil
- Ephemeralstability

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #2818 on:** April 19, 2011, 06:37:06 AM »

I earn all brownie points! Can I buy armor and some rations for those?

"ENOUGH RATIONS TO TAKE ME ALL THE WAY TOO THE BLASTED LANDS OF SAM, SAM THE NEKROPHILIAMANCER"

"He ate red berries once and they do that too ya, he has to be stopped ya hear?"

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2819 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:39:33 AM »

Triple Word score for anyone who remembers DarkLord

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #2820 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:06:01 AM »

The countdown to extinction

Pariah · « **Reply #2821 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:07:33 PM »

I never could figure out DL... Maybe my feeble brain just doesn't have the capacity to understand apocalyptic thought like that, idk... Now, back to making science happen for the amusement of deranged super-computers!

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2822 on:** April 24, 2011, 08:09:47 AM »

A dream:

I looked out the window, my wife pointed. There was a german sheperd wandering around in the driveway. That's odd, no one in the neighborhood owns a german sheperd, but look, it snowed. There is about three inches of snow in the driveway. The road is slick and wet, but no snow on it. I think something is missing, someone stole Becki (01 Kia Rio) and Oliver (10 Kia Soul). Shock and disbelief. Who would steal a ten year old Rio? Who would steal a new Rio? My wife in unphased. I think we should call the cops, I say. It can wait till morning, she says.

I go outside, crunching in the snow. Both cars really are gone, but wait, there is a green SUV in the road, pulling away, Oliver! I run to the driver's door, open it and pull the driver out. He is a latino, and his friends shout a lot, but I realize that they are drive a Saturn Vue, and not a Soul. Oops. I run inside and call the police. The phone starts ringing, and as that happens there is a rumble and the house starts shaking. Earthquake?

I wake up.

Pieh · « **Reply #2823 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:05:17 PM »

Some people think the Necronomicon is a real book...
Others KNOW it is...

And those are the ones you have to watch out for.

Also: http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/devil-s-bible-3619/Overview#tab-Videos/06098_00

Pariah · « **Reply #2824 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:39:18 PM »

I love it, where can I get one?