I looked out the window, my wife pointed. There was a german sheperd wandering around in the driveway. That's odd, no one in the neighborhood owns a german sheperd, but look, it snowed. There is about three inches of snow in the driveway. The road is slick and wet, but no snow on it. I think something is missing, someone stole Becki (01 Kia Rio) and Oliver (10 Kia Soul). Shock and disbelief. Who would steal a ten year old Rio? Who would steal a new Rio? My wife in unphased. I think we should call the cops, I say. It can wait till morning, she says.
I go outside, crunching in the snow. Both cars really are gone, but wait, there is a green SUV in the road, pulling away, Oliver! I run to the driver's door, open it and pull the driver out. He is a latino, and his friends shout a lot, but I realize that they are drive a Saturn Vue, and not a Soul. Oops. I run inside and call the police. The phone starts ringing, and as that happens there is a rumble and the house starts shaking. Earthquake?
I wake up.