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« Reply #975 on: July 24, 2004, 06:56:44 PM »
Yeah.....but now what are you going to do?

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« Reply #976 on: July 24, 2004, 07:32:41 PM »
:neutral:....

I don't know.

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« Reply #977 on: July 30, 2004, 12:46:46 AM »
Ooooooh i know, Kill everyone Else!
You may know me from... nevermind just go away

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« Reply #978 on: July 30, 2004, 01:09:21 AM »
Yes! I shall kill everyone in Morrowind!
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« Reply #979 on: August 02, 2004, 08:56:54 PM »
Wow, I'd forgotten how much I missed this insane rambling.
T'is good to be back!

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« Reply #980 on: August 02, 2004, 11:55:16 PM »
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Death shall come to all whom appose you!!
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« Reply #981 on: August 03, 2004, 07:52:53 PM »
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
DIE, FINE-MOUTH, DIE! TAKE THIS, GELLION! FEEL MY STEEL, TAURYON!
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« Reply #982 on: August 06, 2004, 03:08:07 AM »
I'll be gone for a few days, guys, so see you next Tuesday.
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« Reply #983 on: August 08, 2004, 01:29:51 AM »
Where am I?
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« Reply #984 on: August 08, 2004, 05:24:56 PM »
Ive been playing final fantasy 11 a lot lately, that game is really addicting, some of you  should join me in Ramuh. Anyway, not to what i really have to say . Miroku could kill any of you in an instant. INUYASHA IS THE ... best?
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« Reply #985 on: August 08, 2004, 05:26:28 PM »
Hey strolen, im now going to refer to you as Balmung of the Azure Sky, because you remind me of him in a way.
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« Reply #986 on: August 11, 2004, 12:18:18 AM »
Huh?
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« Reply #987 on: August 11, 2004, 03:02:19 AM »
What? havent you ever heard of the decendants of Fianna?
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« Reply #988 on: August 11, 2004, 01:16:39 PM »
*breathes fire*
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« Reply #989 on: August 11, 2004, 01:28:55 PM »
Wife: Honey, the fish is on fire.

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« Reply #990 on: August 11, 2004, 01:34:13 PM »
WHY?!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!

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« Reply #991 on: August 11, 2004, 04:28:37 PM »
"For in the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We wlll understand only what we are taught." - B. Dioum
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« Reply #992 on: August 11, 2004, 04:42:27 PM »
so does that mean that, if you do not learn anything, then you will not understand anything, so if you understand everything does that mean that you have learnt everything, or if you learn everything does that mean you will understand everything, ahhhhhhhh figure that one out mister smarty pants :D
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« Reply #993 on: August 11, 2004, 05:30:13 PM »
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so does that mean that, if you do not learn anything, then you will not understand anything,


Well, it is impossible to not learn anything. If a man is locked in a dark room with no objects for three weeks. Then he has learned what it is like too be locked in a dark room in three weeks.

And no one has too teach you anything, you may learn things for yourself.

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so if you understand everything does that mean that you have learnt everything


No.

It is a quote, a poem of sorts. I do not see the point of trying too make it seem rational. It is not made too be rational.

And lastly, why do you call me mr.smarty pants?
Have I ever stated that my trousers have high IQ?

I am not quite sure if i grasp your intentions Callista Miala moonshade.
And I am certain that I would not want too either.
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« Reply #994 on: August 11, 2004, 11:54:39 PM »
Why do you call yourself Moonshade? Do you like to run around after dark? Or do you want another serving of gravy and mashed potatoes?
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« Reply #995 on: August 12, 2004, 06:48:27 AM »
I stand and wait in dark alleys awaiting my victims,to feast on there flesh,  and it is only from the moonshade that i may hide my face, but another serving of gravy and mashed potatoe would be nice, not that i like mashed potatoe but to throw at people when they pass me *grabs a handfull of mash potatoe and throws it at the wall* Splat  :D and hey you can make anything rational if you really try hehe i am the rational queen, and who say's that is impossible to learn nothing, what if you don't want to learn anything then you will prevent yourself from learning am i not right? so it is not impossible, everything is possible if you just put your mind to it. No i do admitt you have never said that your pants have a higher I.Q then yourself, it's just fact that...... actully never mind......... this isn't supposed to be taken into offence i am only talking of my misfourntunes of meeting boy's who have the I.Q of 2 in there head and the I.Q of 267 in there penis NOT that i am saying that you are one of them because i am not, because i don't know you, you may just be one of them people but i won't judge by what i know of you so far  :lol:
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« Reply #996 on: August 12, 2004, 08:03:10 AM »
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this isn't supposed to be taken into offence i am only talking of my misfourntunes of meeting boy's who have the I.Q of 2 in there head and the I.Q of 267 in there penis


Oh me, oh my =/

Well, I doubt you will find too many of those people around here :D. Im sure your associates, Danu and Maeve had tried on many an occasion to outwit me. I think I can safely assume my I.Q is at LEAST 4! Thats twice as good as your expectations! Hooray!

Now if you will kindly excuse me, I believe I see a splotch of Potato on the wall. You'd be surprised how badly they treat me around here! Free food, is free food!
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« Reply #997 on: August 12, 2004, 09:40:23 AM »
We worry about the terrible accidents we're powerless to prevent, and we fear anonymous killers who choose victims at random. We cannot protect ourselves from the venomous animals who slither undetected into the places where we work, play, and shop, nor can we stop the onslaught of insects who invade our homes and our bodies. We're repulsed by the contaminants that may lurk in our food. We're afraid of foreigners and foreign places. We fear for our childrens' safety in a world full of drugs, kidnappers, and poisons. We never know what gruesome discovery may be waiting around the next corner. And even if we somehow escape all of these horrors, our own vanities may do us in.
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« Reply #998 on: August 12, 2004, 11:06:10 AM »
Sculpts the mashed potatoes into the shape of a large penguin, or perhaps a bowling pin, it is hard to tell. Looks at the creation for a long moment, and then cuts the head off with a large knife.

"I hear you all talking, so many words, but no one, none of you realizes," looks down at the now beheaded penguin/bowling pin.

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« Reply #999 on: August 12, 2004, 01:04:39 PM »
Hmmm, Good point scras.
Good point indeed....
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