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« Reply #75 on: April 27, 2003, 12:05:02 AM »
You can say that again! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh-kay!
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« Reply #76 on: April 27, 2003, 12:06:43 AM »
Uniform dialysis death.

Just you watch, everyone. When all of your lives shift seven inches to the left, like mine, you'll know the truth. Oh yes. You think you know, but you have no idea. Just wait.

Wait until your life shifts seven inches to the left.
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« Reply #77 on: April 27, 2003, 12:07:53 AM »
Seven inches, man, seven inches.
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« Reply #78 on: April 27, 2003, 12:33:44 AM »
I think mine went nine to the right.
Sometimes angels fall from grace, and sometimes heroes die.

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« Reply #79 on: April 27, 2003, 12:58:16 AM »
Uh-oh.
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« Reply #80 on: April 27, 2003, 01:14:55 AM »
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« Reply #81 on: April 27, 2003, 01:16:11 AM »
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« Reply #82 on: April 27, 2003, 02:21:59 AM »
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Bah. It's not worth arguing over anyway. He'll probably never post.
Same as most of the people who join.


They probably read your posts first and closed their browser never to return to the internet again.

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« Reply #83 on: April 27, 2003, 11:29:28 AM »
Bah.
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« Reply #84 on: April 27, 2003, 11:38:26 AM »
It's true, you know. Out of, say, two-hundred members, we have, what, twelve active members? Perhaps more, though a lot of them have stopped posting.

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« Reply #85 on: April 27, 2003, 01:33:54 PM »
Better they not post than go ahead and post drivel left and right, IMHO.
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #86 on: April 27, 2003, 05:30:13 PM »
Is this perhaps a hint to me?
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« Reply #87 on: April 27, 2003, 05:42:29 PM »
BAAAAAAHHAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA

You just do your thing Cap'n.

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« Reply #88 on: April 27, 2003, 05:47:53 PM »
For crimes against the nation and throne of Cleeningprodukts, I sentence you to death, Baron OxyClean!
YAY!
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« Reply #89 on: April 27, 2003, 06:07:50 PM »
I just got the 3rd Edition Fiend Folio. It kicks ass!
Go Etherguants! Yeah!
Go Formian Armadons! Yeah!
Go Yuan-Ti Anathema! Yeah!
BOO-YAH!
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« Reply #90 on: April 27, 2003, 08:29:47 PM »
HUNGUPOHDAK
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« Reply #91 on: April 27, 2003, 08:32:07 PM »
"Ya Hya Chouhada! Muad-Dib! Muad-Dib! Ya Hya Chouhada!"-Battlecry of the Fedaykin, Dune

Remember these words, for they mean nothing to you.
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« Reply #92 on: April 27, 2003, 08:35:23 PM »
Never dine on Umber Hulk meat before Wednesday.
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« Reply #93 on: April 27, 2003, 08:59:54 PM »
and on wednesday always use a noose to strangle your monkey before eating the Umber Hulk meat.
Bow down to the almighty ruler of your pitiful existance!

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« Reply #94 on: April 27, 2003, 09:09:52 PM »
YA HYA CHOUHADA! YA HYA CHOUHADA! YA HYA CHOUHADA! MUAD-DIB! MUAD-DIB! MUAD-DIB!
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« Reply #95 on: April 27, 2003, 09:55:54 PM »
No more Dune for you.
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« Reply #96 on: April 27, 2003, 10:02:37 PM »
But I like Dune!
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« Reply #97 on: April 27, 2003, 10:35:29 PM »
That, my friend, is obvious.
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« Reply #98 on: April 27, 2003, 10:39:02 PM »
Oh well.
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« Reply #99 on: April 27, 2003, 10:48:50 PM »
Wow, you meet the most interesting people on-line! whether that's a good thing...
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