Blasphemers, the lot of you.
Jaime Lannister is misunderstood. Sure, he threw an innocent child from a tower, for spying on him while he porked his sister, but hey, who hasn't? We've all been there, am I right?
Now he's lost his hand, been forced to drink horse piss, and is falling in love with a giant lesbian.
Touche, Fates. But now he's back in the balance, kay?