Author Topic: The Call of Captain-thulhu (Read 170021 times)

Drackler · « **Reply #2750 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:04:49 PM »

I wholly support this proposition, but that's not what I'll tell irate mac owners later.

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2751 on:** October 10, 2009, 08:15:21 PM »

Irate Mac owners? I tell them to hurry the hell up and get my latte made, I have things to do besides twiddle my MP3s on my iPod andgoof off with iPhone apps.

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2752 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:48:36 AM »

d**n, I should hire you as an author for one liners that will STFU Linuxers and Macers.

Not that I am a Windows fanatic, for Windows sucks in so many ways, it is just that a computer or OS is just that... A computer or OS. A tool, not a bible.

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2753 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:38:07 AM »

I'd like to see the backstory of the PC vs Mac commercials, where the PC goes to work and has money and the Mac goes skateboarding in the park, gets hurt, and the video is posted on youtube for millions of PC users to watch and laugh at.

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2754 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:44:19 AM »

*starts rolling dice*

*kick starts the imagination*

*discards office thoughts in an office drawer*

"Yeeeehaaaaaa"

Strolen · « **Reply #2755 on:** December 19, 2009, 07:50:58 PM »

Quote I snatched from somewhere:

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> @!#$ me

Llama · « **Reply #2756 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:04:14 PM »

The llama cometh. Prepare thyself for the Ruminant Arrival as foretold by the Goats Of Blisbane.
Reckon the Reckoning has been Reckoned ya' reckon?

Pariah · « **Reply #2757 on:** February 19, 2010, 08:43:43 PM »

Mainly of concern to muh fellow amaricuhns: with our current national debt you could cover every square in the entire united states, including water and alaska, with $100 bills, and still have enough left over to buy a small island in the carribean. Also it took me being wasted to sit down and do the math to figure this out... also, firefox's, or the forums, I'm not sure which right now, doesn't recognize the word math as part of teh english language... but it does recognize laissez.... good job spellcheck... congrats

Strolen · « **Reply #2758 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:14:45 PM »

I know I mess things up
Turning gold to stone

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2759 on:** April 22, 2010, 08:49:17 AM »

Zombies.

Say this and people start throwing around notions like zombies are 'fun' or that they are a fundamental expression of American xenophobia, the downfall of the consumer culture, or even a collective form of germaphobia.

I feel the Zombie and the genre have another core meaning: futility

Sure, you can outrun them and shoot them. but they dont have to rest, and you will run out of bullets before zombies. no matter how well protected and fortified your house, skyscraper, underground fortress, or rolling deathbunker is something will fail, they will get in, and everyone except one of two people are going to die horrible screaming deaths. While some might consider it hope, or optimism, its refusal of the inevitable. No matter how well armed, prepared, trained, etc, the zombies are going to get you. The only thing that might keep you alive is dumb luck, or living souls between you and the dead.

Thank you and have a nice day.

When the undead come, they will pull you down by the throat, kicking and screaming. When you stand up again it will be as one of them. Then, it will be your turn to take down the next victim. Tomorrow will rise up and destroy today.

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2760 on:** April 22, 2010, 03:24:23 PM »

You need to get out more!

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2761 on:** April 23, 2010, 09:38:30 AM »

More you say?

I think I need to stop burning it at both ends. Writing, keeping up the house, and working are wearing me out. I can't drop work, since the bills have to be paid, and I cant drop cleaning house since if i dont do it, it wont get done, and my writing, well that is the one I can drop, but why drop the thing I actually enjoy doing?

Strolen · « **Reply #2762 on:** April 23, 2010, 06:24:01 PM »

Throw out your back again and write for a week on workman's comp!

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2763 on:** April 26, 2010, 01:03:41 PM »

Your comment was enjoying to read. It reminded me about how I used to muse about stuff like that in the past. A cute girl always used to tell me to think less, and get my arse outside my office. So I kinda repeated her words in reminiscence.

We like your stuff, Scrasie.

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2764 on:** April 29, 2010, 07:35:55 AM »

I'm in trouble now, hadn't been out to the barn in more than a week, maybe two weeks. My horse, a chestnut thoroughbred mare, was less than pleased. She made it known to me that A. she was mad at me, B. I was going to accept her being made at me, no going off to pay attention to the other horse, and C. I owe quite a few treats.

My wife has a bumper sticker that says "Hell Hath No Fury Like A Chestnut Thoroughbred Mare"
I thought it was funny at the time, its not so funny now.

Pariah · « **Reply #2765 on:** July 23, 2010, 08:59:26 AM »

So I've got me a question. Are there any mute females in mythology that you can think of?

manfred · « **Reply #2766 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:03:25 AM »

Yeah, but I can't remember her name right now...

valadaar · « **Reply #2767 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:37:06 AM »

Echo is close - The greek myth Echo - she is cursed to always have the last word, but never the first.

Strolen · « **Reply #2768 on:** August 03, 2010, 09:27:50 PM »

I like pie.

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2769 on:** August 04, 2010, 03:11:50 AM »

I like women.

Strolen · « **Reply #2770 on:** August 04, 2010, 03:57:44 PM »

I like pie.

The cake is a lie.

Drackler · « **Reply #2771 on:** August 05, 2010, 10:54:07 AM »

I like pi.

Pariah · « **Reply #2772 on:** August 06, 2010, 10:24:57 AM »

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117 0679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594 0812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493 0381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271 2019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602 4914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409 1715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951 941511609...

Strolen · « **Reply #2773 on:** August 09, 2010, 07:33:05 PM »

5 Trillion Digits Closer To Random: A New Record For Pi

Scrasamax · « **Reply #2774 on:** August 12, 2010, 08:22:28 AM »

The Rule of Cool is not a blanket excuse for "Did not do the research"