Bon jour, Shlownik, Guten tag, Konichiwa, Ahalan wa sahalen, Aloha, Hello, and so on. I would like to personally extend to you, Bitters, our sites beautiful and wonderful red carpet.
*Pariah rolls out the red carpet*
Now that that's out of the way, I will continue my welcome with a brief description of the services offered by your fellow Strolenites. On the main site you will be offered the criticism of a llama of Stolenites (which, I have decided is the proper term for a plural form of Strolenati), whilst on the forum side, where you are currently posting, you can engage in conversations covering basically anything. I do wish you a wonderful and glorious welcome.