Author Topic: The Song of Strom (Read 19993 times)

strom · « **Reply #150 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:25:28 AM »

Oh most definitely. In fact, I use to have about 4 feet of hair. I would go around whipping people in the face with it. It was a good ice breaker when meeting a woman. They liked my hair and I like to whip them with it.

sniperspy · « **Reply #151 on:** July 18, 2003, 01:55:14 PM »

If I ever had 4 feet of hair it would not be my choice. Id cut it off with a rusty nail if I had to!

Siren365 · « **Reply #152 on:** July 18, 2003, 05:26:16 PM »

Quote from: "strom"

Problem is, women strive to have us notice- and when we do- they cannot understand our response to their clothes, cosmetic masks, and beautifying surgery.

By the way, nice picture Siren.

Oh, care to explain men's repsonse to our clothes, cosmetic masks, and beautifying sugery? Men are jerks! Well, the good majority of them are. I've actually met decent guys. All of whom were married... *sighs*

And thanks!

sniperspy · « **Reply #153 on:** July 18, 2003, 09:08:38 PM »

well, our response is why women dress the way they do. They want us to act that way over them...I think.

strom · « **Reply #154 on:** July 19, 2003, 01:59:28 AM »

They do want us to react to them, it's just that the more provacative and revealing they are, the more outlandish and blunt most men become.

I say cosmetic masks, merely because I prefer my wife to have very little, and none at all is fine by me; I like to see her, not the mask.

As far as clothes; when a women dresses like trash they attract flies.

And then the surgery thing. . . well. . . have you seen Melanie Griffith's face lately: collagen in the lips, and face lifts.

It's just many women do outrageous things to attract men; tons of make-up, high skirts, and surgery has nothing to do with finding the right man.

Siren365 · « **Reply #155 on:** July 19, 2003, 04:21:57 AM »

Okay, I get what you're saying now. I blame the trashy dressing on the media and music videos.

And I don't care for that war paint myself. I did wear make-up once or twice, but it just felt so weird! Ugh... I don't get why women cake that stuff on their face either, but I am a bit of a tomboy so I guess that I wouldn't get that either.

Ah yes. People are born looking one way, and that's to modern technology, they get the cosmetic surgery and look pretty horrible afterwards. But then again, when a person has something that needs fixing, then it came make them look so much beautiful.

All in all, though, it seems so-to-speak (and I'm speaking from my observations), when a girl dresses very provocative, she gets lots of attention from the fellas. But the normal looking, conservative type girls (such as myself) get overlooked.

So, I conclude the male species lack common sense. Well, most anyway.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #156 on:** July 19, 2003, 03:14:53 PM »

Oh, far be it from men to follow our own human urges!. You can't blame men for what their attracted to! They want what they want! Yes, I'm aware that I sound really shallow and I probably am.

sniperspy · « **Reply #157 on:** July 19, 2003, 03:43:32 PM »

well, siren you didn't point out that women are the exact same towards men, they just look at different features.

Where men want a thin, sexy body, women want a larger muscular body in a man. They want him to look good just as we men want our women to look good.

As for the normal-looking girls getting overlooked, thats bull. If some guy can't get passed looks into features that matter a lot more (such as a fully functioning brain) then he probably will be very unhappy in years to come. The girls that look "hot" (to use my towns slang) may get the first glances, but especially as time goes by, the average ones get just as much attention, if not even more!

Siren365 · « **Reply #158 on:** July 22, 2003, 07:36:09 PM »

Naw, now we're getting a bit stereotypical. Not all girls look for strong, muscular men. And all the guys I know like big girls. But hey... men and women are from two different universes.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #159 on:** July 22, 2003, 08:26:32 PM »

Yeah, he was being somewhat stereotypical, but he has a point. Eventually, it all evens itself out. In MOST cases, that is...

sniperspy · « **Reply #160 on:** July 23, 2003, 12:57:35 PM »

If I was being stereotypical, so was Siren. You can never say ALL of anything or race is a certain way, because there are always exceptions. So I think for simplicity maybe we should cut eachother a little slack here!

strom · « **Reply #161 on:** July 24, 2003, 03:03:43 AM »

CUT CUT CUT.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #162 on:** July 24, 2003, 02:52:37 PM »

*Explodes into a pillar of green flames*

WOOON!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #163 on:** July 25, 2003, 02:17:28 PM »

Who wants Penguish lessons?

Yxarrt: Lizard
Chiremit: Sword
Zaald: Fire
Igometd: City
Igometd-Asmik: Name of the capitol of Asmik, legendary Penguin homeland
Feya: Fey (Faerie)

sniperspy · « **Reply #164 on:** July 25, 2003, 02:38:29 PM »

ok let me try now!!

May a Yxarrt with a Zaald Chiremit destroy Igometd-Asmik!!!

(not really but it sounds funny!)

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #165 on:** July 25, 2003, 02:46:34 PM »

NO!
*Rushes to protect Asmik from a Godzilla beast with a flaming sword*

sniperspy · « **Reply #166 on:** July 25, 2003, 02:50:03 PM »

CaptainPenguin: "I will save yor city!"

Mayor: "but there is a giant godzilla beast with a flaming sword coming."

CaptainPenguin: "I know, it hardly seems fair!"

strom · « **Reply #167 on:** July 27, 2003, 02:01:32 AM »

"Don't worry mayor, this is the job for the power puff girls."

Possum, Stubbles, and Butter Dip streak into action.

FWOOSH!!!!!!

DUM . DUM . DUM DUM DUM DA DA.

sniperspy · « **Reply #168 on:** July 27, 2003, 12:19:45 PM »

The girls fly straight for the monster, intent to finish this battle before bedtime, and their wish is granted. Unfortunatly for them it was the monster that finished the battle.

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #169 on:** July 27, 2003, 10:48:44 PM »

And there was much rejoicing! YAY!

Siren365 · « **Reply #170 on:** July 28, 2003, 03:12:51 AM »

*stares blankly and then hides her power puff dolls*

sniperspy · « **Reply #171 on:** July 28, 2003, 08:41:33 PM »

Siren: "Did you see anything Sniperspy?"

Sniperspy: "No mam, I did not see you playing with your power puff dolls again!"

strom · « **Reply #172 on:** July 31, 2003, 02:43:51 AM »

BUUURRP!!

After finishing his meal, Godzilla becomes tame and giggly. It's as if he has taken on the persona of his newly devoured lunch.

He turns to the companions of the citadel and announces "Come everybody, let's limbo!"

Siren365 · « **Reply #173 on:** July 31, 2003, 06:34:05 PM »

Heheh... I was oh so much younger and a lot more flexible last time I did the limbo...

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #174 on:** July 31, 2003, 11:57:44 PM »

Slides on his belly under the limbo bar.

"I WIN!"
Pulls out a giant glowing sword.
"Anybody want to challenge that? PowerPuff Godzilla, I'm looking your way!"