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« Reply #125 on: July 14, 2003, 06:08:03 PM »
Cool whip is the best, never use whip cream when cool whip is around!
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« Reply #126 on: July 14, 2003, 08:18:36 PM »
I think Marshmallow Creme is even better than Cool Whip.
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« Reply #127 on: July 14, 2003, 08:52:47 PM »
Maybe, but marshmallow cream is too thick for some things!
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« Reply #128 on: July 14, 2003, 09:54:26 PM »
Bah!
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« Reply #129 on: July 14, 2003, 10:17:43 PM »
"......"
Many people say that no power can bring the mountains low. Many people are fools.

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« Reply #130 on: July 15, 2003, 12:47:21 AM »
".......? .....!"
Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar.. Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?
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« Reply #131 on: July 15, 2003, 01:38:42 AM »
cccoooollll wwwhhiiipppp......mmmmmmm.
Conan! What are three great things in life?

To crush your enemies; to have them flee before you, and to hear the lamenations of their women.

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« Reply #132 on: July 15, 2003, 01:40:13 AM »
Mmmmm....Pistol Whip....
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« Reply #133 on: July 15, 2003, 01:46:17 AM »
Wahpah. The bartender knocks the cap'n in the head with a colt 45.
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To crush your enemies; to have them flee before you, and to hear the lamenations of their women.

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« Reply #134 on: July 15, 2003, 02:37:21 PM »
*ducks as a bullet goes flying overhead*

"Strom, you of all people should know you don't pistol whip someone with a loaded pistol."
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« Reply #135 on: July 15, 2003, 02:41:35 PM »
*the sound of glass shattering and a body hitting the floor is heard in the background*

Hmm... hope the poor lad is okay.
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« Reply #136 on: July 15, 2003, 02:42:46 PM »
Nonsense, that was ironhead jake, guess how he got the name!
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« Reply #137 on: July 15, 2003, 04:00:50 PM »
No...I think it was Glass-Nose Phil.
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« Reply #138 on: July 15, 2003, 05:28:32 PM »
no, because there was no shatter as his head hit the dining table!
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« Reply #139 on: July 15, 2003, 05:29:26 PM »
Holy Flying Monkey Squadron, Batman!
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« Reply #140 on: July 15, 2003, 05:29:42 PM »
Holy rusted metal more likely!
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« Reply #141 on: July 15, 2003, 11:59:15 PM »
"Hm," Almatari walks up to ya at the bar, "You know you just re-killed Lukewarm-Luke? Even tho he was raised from the dead last week."
Trees!!!
A tree fell in the forest. A man didn't hear it. He is now dead.

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"Don't touch it! You don't know what it is!"

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« Reply #142 on: July 16, 2003, 02:42:56 AM »
The dynamic duo, chasing the Riddler, leap from the batmobile and into a building called big buns; it's the official strip club of Gotham.

Midway through the crowd, they become entangled in a bachelor party. "Holy silicone valley, Batman."

"Yes, Robin," He responded,"I know, but we must stay on top of the situation.
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« Reply #143 on: July 16, 2003, 01:07:39 PM »
Now whos being sexist???
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« Reply #144 on: July 16, 2003, 02:11:29 PM »
RICHARD LOCKE!
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« Reply #145 on: July 16, 2003, 06:32:20 PM »
Hmph. Men!
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« Reply #146 on: July 16, 2003, 10:46:19 PM »
Thank you, our endearing traits strike again!
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« Reply #147 on: July 16, 2003, 11:04:45 PM »
Heh-heh!
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« Reply #148 on: July 17, 2003, 03:17:06 AM »
Problem is, women strive to have us notice- and when we do- they cannot understand our response to their clothes, cosmetic masks, and beautifying surgery.

By the way, nice picture Siren.
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« Reply #149 on: July 17, 2003, 01:11:07 PM »
well, we are kind of the same, with all our bodybuilding and stuff.
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