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Bad Apple
« on: February 17, 2012, 07:24:40 AM »
Article sounds just like a post we would have:  http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/bad-apple/

The fruit resembles the Granny Smith cultivar and the leaves and branches are not obviously different than that of an apple tree.  But that is not an apple -- and you do not want to eat it. It's the fruit of the manchineel tree, and it is one of the most poisonous trees out there.

The manchineel tree is native to the Western Hemisphere, appearing as far north as Florida and present into the Caribbean, Central American, and South American. In many places, people mark the trees with a red band or red X to warn passersby of its danger. The danger is real -- and easily encountered. Eating the fruit will almost certainly require hospitalization, but not consuming the "apple" is not enough to avoid harm. The tree's sap is incredibly poisonous -- and seemingly instantaneously so. The milky white sap causes the skin to blister if even a drop gets on you, which happens to unsuspecting travelers who make the enormous mistake of using a manchineel tree as shelter from a rain storm. The bark is also poisonous; burning it yields smoke which, apparently, causes temporary (and perhaps permanent) blindness. In fact, the fruit may be the least poisonous feature of the tree; while legend has it that the "apple" is fatal, there are no known deaths from eating one.

There is, however, a rather famous death cause by manchineel poison, that of Juan Ponce de Leon. In 1521, the Spanish conquistador returned to Florida in search of gold and to lay claim to the area he discovered. (The stories of him searching for the Fountain of Youth post-date his life and are almost certainly improperly ascribed to him.) But of course, his discovery was of land already inhabited by natives, and only new to those hailing from Europe. The Calusa, who called part of Florida home, took to arms against Ponce de Leon firing arrows at him. One arrow in particular lodged into Ponce de Leon's leg; that arrow, it is now believed, was dipped in sap from a manchineel tree.  Ponce de Leon died before the end of that same summer, most likely from complications from the manchineel's poison.

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Re: Bad Apple
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 01:43:38 PM »
Quite interesting.

Apples=hospitalization
Bark=smoke of blindness
Milky Sap= 1/blister per 1/drop

Its so d**n deadly, that dollars to donuts says there MUST be something useful or beneficial about it at the end of the day. Nature is rarely so one-sided.

Hmmm. I bet within the next decade or so, they will actually find some amazing benefit from this tree. Some chemical or extract that saves lives!
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Re: Bad Apple
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 03:38:51 PM »
Its so d**n deadly, that dollars to donuts says there MUST be something useful or beneficial about it at the end of the day. Nature is rarely so one-sided.

Hmmm. I bet within the next decade or so, they will actually find some amazing benefit from this tree. Some chemical or extract that saves lives!
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Re: Bad Apple
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 07:35:08 PM »
Alle Ding' sind Gift, und nichts ohn' Gift; allein die Dosis macht, daß ein Ding kein Gift ist.
"All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; only the dose permits something not to be poisonous."
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Translation: Get some stupid moron to try drinking an insanely diluted version of it.

Or gene sequence it, run it through chem-analysis, yanno, whichever.
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