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« on: August 29, 2002, 10:02:51 AM »
Man is this site funny!!

http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/

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THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF SARUMAN THE WHITE

DAY NINE

Typical. Gandalf just came waltzing by and he knows I hate drop-ins. Wanted to yap on and on all about the ring he gave his new boyfriend, terrible pervy hobbit- fancier old Gandalf is. Disgrace to the Order. Just wants to show off and remind me that he's got a hobbit, and I'm just dating an eyeball. Well, Saruman the White does not stand for this treatment. Showed him my Wizard Wrestling Federation moves. Have delivered smackdown. Go me.

DAY THIRTEEN

Am tired of climbing up and down eight million stairs just to taunt Gandalf. Should have imprisoned him in easy-access dungeon where could taunt more effectively, and would not have to wait until after breakfast.


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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2002, 05:44:21 PM »
They are very funny, I just wonder what Tolkien would have thought of them. :)

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2002, 01:00:37 AM »
:D Wonder what he would say about all the homosexual references expecially. Thanks for joining us.

I actually got the site from your bulletin board and had to share it over here as well. Still going through your board to see exactly what is going on over there  :shock:

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2002, 05:44:25 AM »
It is hard to describe what goes on over there, but we have a lot of fun doing whatever it is that we do. :)

We have a pretty even mix of both gamers and non-gamers so we have to cater to everybody, giving a wide range of things to talk about and get involved in.  We also host a few online games, mostly 3e, but every now and then a game for another system will pop up.

We have a forum, the Lands of the Living, if you want to call in there and post an ad for here.  I am sure a few of our D&D players and DMs will find a few interesting things over here and stop by to check the place out.

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2002, 09:52:57 AM »
Thanks for the idea about the Lands of the Living. Will do that once the new site is up and running.

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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2002, 04:39:57 PM »
Checked it out and changed my mind. Shameless I am I suppose  :oops:

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2003, 02:25:47 PM »
Errr..... One problem........ The site won't load up.......
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2003, 08:20:07 PM »
Oh, thats annoying. Lucky it was copied.

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2003, 06:51:45 AM »
TY STROLEN!
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2003, 01:28:26 PM »
This is really an old post but I like bringing old things up again.


If you havn't read these they are hillarious and I recomend them. If you like that stuff. Favorite little quote "Have fixed carrot. Go Me!"
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2003, 01:53:32 AM »
Having only previously read the one about the Ring Wraith. They have grown in number since the last time I was at the site.  

They are all really funny.  Given the number of "serious" Tolkein fans, I am suprised the site is still up.
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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2003, 12:58:30 PM »
There are serious fans and then there are the fanantics. I think it's fun to poke fun at something respected.

at least once in a while.
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2003, 01:48:21 PM »
I am a Big fan but I do poke fun at it. I mean They all do do what she wrote or so it seems. I like that stuff.
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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2003, 07:31:10 PM »
The way I see it, if you're a big enough fan of something, you won't mind people making fun of it.
If you're a lesser fan of something, you'll be insecure about it.
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2003, 05:05:03 PM »
Exactly.  :D
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2003, 06:19:10 PM »
I agree with the captain there, it makes perfect sense!
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2003, 12:00:36 PM »
We aren't thinking what I'm thinking are we? Cause I can so make fun of him. I just can't think of anything at the moment. :oops:
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« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2003, 10:30:51 PM »
Yes, I agree, they are quite humorous. Although, you have to wonder, what other sick things does this person think of? Thank God it's not how the characters really are. :shock:
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