I get it occasionally too. I, however, have found a very simple remedy for it. I guarantee it to work.
Get the blood of a hippogirafotang, pour it in the hollowed skull of a merlion of over 40 years of age (they live to 182 1/2 so that shouldn't be too hard but beware of their back feet, they don't have any but if they did it would really hurt to get clawed by them) and heat it in the oven at 375 degrees for 35 minutes or until golden brown around the edges (you can cover edges in tinfoil to keep them from blackening). Cool and use the left over liquid as an ice cream sauce or to clean bugs off the front of your car. The caramelized portion stuck to the skull should be chipped out and put in the shade of a polar bear from the south pole for 10 minutes (or until mawled). The result should be a slightly waxy substance. Combine with your common killer bee wax and make a candle. Light and inhale. That should give you visions that drive you mad into the arms of Cthulhu or create a calm atmosphere allowing you to word vomit. Or, just buy a Glade fragrant aerosol and spray it around the room.
Works 100% of the time! Good luck!
