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Odes to Murometz
« on: March 29, 2014, 06:04:08 AM »
That blackheart of Manhattan,
the mischievous Prince of Satin.
He once made a game,
put all others to shame,
He only speaks vulgar latin
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Re: Odes to Murometz
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2014, 11:20:43 PM »
Thought great are the games beginnings,
impossible are the heroes winnings,
the games all suffer the same sorry fate,
to die in the middle at a randomly set date,
mournful are his players.

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Re: Odes to Murometz
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2014, 01:59:48 AM »
Awesome, Silveressa!

I feel this thread really captures his magnificent essence!
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Re: Odes to Murometz
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2014, 02:22:20 PM »
Those are 2 awesome stanzas!  :lol:
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Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Odes to Murometz
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2014, 02:32:23 PM »
Murometz, Piper
Lured from Retirement
This Cynical Soul
"Insufferable drivel."
--Murometz

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Re: Odes to Murometz
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2014, 02:37:25 PM »
And now a Haiku. Wow, I'm touched!
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

-Captain Penguin