Are we going to get caustic comedians to present? Please?
Hi val, I'm Muro, are you familiar with what I do?

. You'll get caustic and bombastic and other adjectives ending with -ic. No worries.
Do I have to wear a tie and how long is my speech?
Do I have to wear pants?
Pants are optional. Ties a must.
Regarding your speech, Strolen, you are obvioulsy anticipating receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award. (You know the one that goes to some old fogie that the Academy forgets about for 20 years then goes, "Oh hey! This guy is still alive! Lets give him some award").
I wonder who leaked it. Heads will roll! (But yes, prepare for small speech)

I can lend you one of my little black cocktail dresses if you'd prefer.
I'm sure Pieh would look ravishing, but then the pressure would be on! If Pieh doesn't win an award for something, his evening will boil down to sitting around in a fancy black little cocktail dress and clapping. The morning talk-shows will have a field day at his expense!

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So yeah, I want to try this, and now have lots of work to do. Basically, I have to review 2010 in subs, forums, upgrades, newbies, oldies, etc...
Maybe once we have the nominees, the "Academy" (Strolen members) can vote in polls on each award. Just a thought.