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Offline mrmiffmiff

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Ohai thar
« on: February 02, 2011, 08:40:50 PM »
The Citadel has a new member/player/gamemaster within its walls.

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Re: Ohai thar
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2011, 08:49:45 PM »
Welcome mrmiffmiff!
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Ohai thar
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2011, 10:36:50 PM »
Storms a brewin

preperation is krushal


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Re: Ohai thar
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 03:38:14 AM »
Welcome Miff(can I call you that?), I recommend that you jump right into it by commenting on a few submissions on the main-page, that way you will soon get the drift of things. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Times being what they are the wily Bartender replies: “sure, we serve anyone.”

The skeleton hands the man a silver and says: “Fine, I’ll have a pitcher of beer…and a mop”

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Re: Ohai thar
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 01:47:19 PM »
oh hai, is that mine bucket?

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