A plume of dirt and straw comes cascading from the roof as a four-foot-tall penguin, dressed in a ridiculous pirate get-up, complete with a tattered blue sailor's jacket, a giant feather plumed hat, rose-lensed goggles and a wooden toy sword, comes crashing through. The penguin slings bountyhunter a frosty mug of foamy, green, salty grog. "Yarr, matey! I be Captain Penguin! Welcome to th' Citadel! Have some grog!"