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d 100 Bag of Useless Things

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Ylorea posted the original bag of useless things and it's a great item, but anything worth doing is worth taking too far. And so we begin a quest to create a d 100 bag of useless things. As already pointed out in Ylorea's bag, some of these things will be useful sometimes, but in general use, these will be useless.

1   1d3 chocolate cookies
2   A masterwork sling bullet
3   A piece of white cloth (4*4 inch)
4   1d8 copper pieces
5   A small, fragile glass figure of a butterfly
6   A 20 ft length thread of wool (getting it out takes 1d4+1 rounds)
7   An apple
8   1d3 pine-apple cones
9   A handful of grain
10  1d3 chocolate cookies
11  Some cow-dung
12  A wooden spoon
13  A silver brooch worth 2 gp which disappears after 1d8 hours
14  A small bronze key
15  A wooden fork
16  A 10ft branch from a oak tree, including leaves
17  A gallon of water
18  A dinner knife (damage is 1d2-1, breaks on a critical hit)

The above are from Ylorea's bag. The following are new from me.  8)

19  Captain Penguin's Hat
20  A taco
21  A glove made from a mindflayers face
22  A copper coin that shines with the light of a torch every couple of seconds
23  A tupperware sandwich box
24  A bent nail
25  An itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini thong panty
26  A used q-tip
27  2 feet of toilet paper
28  a spark plug
29  A polyester tie with a topless hula dancer printed on it
30  4 cold french fries
31  A treasure map. Features a red haired pirate in a yellow suit and red and white striped stockings leading to a pair of golden arches
32  A barrel hoop
33  A 2 inch cube of beeswax
34  12 inches of floss
35  A dessert fork
36  A snuff box full of dried and shredded platupus droppings
37  Wombat bait
38  7 inches of plaid ribbion

Alright, I'm done for now. Next, please!

39 Finger nail clippers
40 Five rusty nails bent and looped together
41 A 10ft ball of string that was created by tying together varying types of string that are each no longer then a foot each.
42 Hair Piece
43 Empty quill pen
44 A leather bound book with only one blank page in it.
45 Crow feather
46 Small bell
47 Fox Tail
48 Garter belt
49 Broken childs pull toy (a duck that used to waddle when pulled)
50 Half of a bandanna

51 a cabage patch doll
52 a half eaten rat
53 a brocken spork
54 a belt buckle
55 the tail of some poor creature
56 a childs book
57 a single peice of paper
58 a small peice of chicken egg.
59 a frying pan
60 varius bugs (of the dm's choosing)
61 a bottle of ink
62 a button
63 a broken beer bottle
64 an instruction manual on how to make moonshine
65 a picture of a kitten

theres my few heh

Ria Hawk:
66.  A bag of jellybeans
67.  A chocolate frog
68.  A live hedgehog
69.  A small stuffed psychadellicly-colored elephant
70.  A box of granola bars
71.  A limited-edition Elvis commemorative plate
72.  A ladies' shoe made out of silver
73.  A moldy peice of pizza
74.  An item of appearance and function best left undescribed
75.  A small statuette of an elf
76.  A jade tombstone
77.  A very large, very ugly mismatched pair of earrings
78.  A bent brass candlestick
79.  A monkey wrench
80.  A monkey

81 A sword encrusted with bat guano
82 A piece of coral
83 A severed hand clutching a live fish
84 Half a credit card
85 A giant 'fro wig with hair pick
86 A small golden idol
87 A piece of bark that smells like cinnamon
88 A finger sized piece of adamantium
89 A five pound box of bent nails
90 A book bound in human skin and engraved with unnatural symbols (Put it back! Put it back!)
91 A glass half-full of something very unpleasant
92 A mask that looks like your face
93 Four-hundred American dollars in pennies
94 A jar of delicious chocolate-chip cookies labled "The Forbidden Cookie Jar of Xzargathax Zargtath zor'Tkrak"

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