A penguin, standing four feet tall and wearing a ridiculous pirate outfit, complete with massive feather plume in it's hat, pink-lensed goggles, and a toy wooden sword, crashes through the roof, riding a giant sloshing barrel. The penguin tosses a frosty mug of salty, green, foamy grog at you.
"I be Captain Penguin! Welcome teh' th'Citadel!" he shouts.