I just discovered the most awesome web comic ever. It's about a cop with an axe. If it sounds simplistic, it's because it was written by a 5-year-old and illustrated by his older brother. That also makes it incredibly awesome. Here's an excerpt:
One day a cop found the perfect fireman axe. That was the day he became Axe Cop.
AXE COP: I need a partner now.
So Axe Cop had try-outs and hired a new partner.
FLUTE COP: My name is Flute Cop!
AXE COP: Sign up here. We have a gang of dinosaurs to kill.
There's plenty more awesome nuggets, but I don't want to give away the plot, so to speak. Here's
a trailer for an imaginary Axe Cop movie, if you need more convincing.