Author Topic: Tavern Talk around or somthin... (Read 8623 times)

Umbra03 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2003, 05:10:04 PM »

One grog for my new freind barkeep!

sniperspy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2003, 06:27:44 PM »

umm, I believe Captain is the official supplier of that drink. Other places just don't have that pirates touch!

Umbra03 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2003, 06:56:28 PM »

hmm well then....guess you'll just have to wait.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2003, 09:03:17 PM »

NO!
No grog for you! Only sake! And ale! And all that!
This grog is mine! ALL MINE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Transforms his toy wooden sword into a giant blue sword with golden glowing symbols)
DIE!!!!
(Chops the table in half)

sniperspy · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2003, 10:23:45 PM »

*quickly saves his ale and Umbras Sake as the table is cleaven in two. Handing the Sake to Umbra, he stares in disbelief at the magical blue sword*

Agar · « **Reply #30 on:** June 29, 2003, 02:19:50 AM »

*A tall and broad shouldered Half-Orc blunders in through one of the walls*

Missed the door again! Darn!

*The half orc gives the patrons and stupid (no, it's not faked) grin and waves*

Heh, Hi! My name is ... ... ... Oh! Yhea! Agar! Heh heh heh.

*As he lowers his once waving hand, you notice his glove is made from a face. If you look closer, you can make out it was an Illithid (mind flayer) face and the mouth tentelces have been made into fingers.*

Where's the Grog?

strom · « **Reply #31 on:** June 29, 2003, 03:12:57 AM »

"Nice shooting,"exclaimed strom, as stares at the arrow which landed inches above his head.

(after a few puffs of his pipe)

"now that I am sober once again, I need another drink."

Almatari · « **Reply #32 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:26:08 PM »

"Um, Captain? Where did you find Sting? Master Frodo was lookin fer it." Says a small chap, about waist hight, "If yer don mid givin it back now,"

"I DO Mind darn it!" Captain hacks up more tables.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #33 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:33:47 PM »

"I'll show you, you little bastard!" Captain Penguin finishes slashing the table and chases the hobbit around swinging his Super Magnificent Meta-Fantastic O-Katana of Fate! (Insert echoey "-fate-fate-fate-fate" noise here)

Umbra03 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 29, 2003, 08:40:04 PM »

*silently sips his sake then grabs the little penguin bops him on the head with the hilt of his katana takes the penguins sword and throws it into the wall* there now, have some sake. *slams down a glass right infront of the captain* there drink. *Umbra then smiled and siped his own sake*

sniperspy · « **Reply #35 on:** June 30, 2003, 01:25:43 PM »

*watches the fun with a slight chuckle and takes another sip of ale. It was a good night tonight!*

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #36 on:** June 30, 2003, 05:00:52 PM »

*retrieves his sword, the Super Magnificent Meta-Fantastic O-Katana of Fate (Fate-fate-fate-fate-fate-fate), and continues chopping things!*

Agar · « **Reply #37 on:** June 30, 2003, 07:32:42 PM »

*watches all with great confusion*

So ... where grog?

Umbra03 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 30, 2003, 07:50:26 PM »

"You've got me humble orc"*sips his sake* "but your welcome to have some sake if you like."

sniperspy · « **Reply #39 on:** June 30, 2003, 08:05:58 PM »

I think we need to get the orc out of here. Glowing blue swords traditionally don't like them!

Almatari · « **Reply #40 on:** June 30, 2003, 08:40:52 PM »

Does everybody just love the color blue? cause almost everything is blue.

I like Yellow!!! and Lime Green!!!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #41 on:** June 30, 2003, 08:45:06 PM »

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

sniperspy · « **Reply #42 on:** June 30, 2003, 08:59:02 PM »

im into the metallic silver! Thats the only color I like on any car!

Almatari · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2003, 09:53:51 PM »

I have my eye on a yellow mustang convertable or with a sun roof...

Agar · « **Reply #44 on:** June 30, 2003, 11:18:02 PM »

Awww, can't a half-orc just have some grog in peace?!

*stomps over to that bar and hops over, rummages for a bit and pulls up two kegs of grog. He ties a rope harness around one and taps it. After carefully boring a hole through a cork, he guts a nearby cat and cleans out a length of intestine. One end of the cleaned intestine goes in the cork, which goes in the keg, the other is fitted with a needle cactus thorn, which is hollow, hence the name needle cactus. He hoists the keg of grog upside down and check to make sure the grog can flow out the needle without leaking. He hold the working contraption up to Captain Penguin*

Yo Capt'n! Strap-on Grog I.V. You want?

*Wonders which vein Captain Penguin will put it into*

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #45 on:** June 30, 2003, 11:51:34 PM »

*Captain Penguin stabs the I.V. into his brain-vein!*

sniperspy · « **Reply #46 on:** July 01, 2003, 02:04:26 PM »

*watches as the pierced brain causes random spasms in captains leg*

Ya, a mustang would be nice, but I want an RUF CTR-2!!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #47 on:** July 01, 2003, 02:10:42 PM »

Mmmmm.....Grog in my brain...

sniperspy · « **Reply #48 on:** July 01, 2003, 04:34:10 PM »

it goes straight to your head anyways!

Almatari · « **Reply #49 on:** July 01, 2003, 05:30:10 PM »

I am going to beg my father when I am with him to take me car shopping.