Awww, can't a half-orc just have some grog in peace?!
*stomps over to that bar and hops over, rummages for a bit and pulls up two kegs of grog. He ties a rope harness around one and taps it. After carefully boring a hole through a cork, he guts a nearby cat and cleans out a length of intestine. One end of the cleaned intestine goes in the cork, which goes in the keg, the other is fitted with a needle cactus thorn, which is hollow, hence the name needle cactus. He hoists the keg of grog upside down and check to make sure the grog can flow out the needle without leaking. He hold the working contraption up to Captain Penguin*
Yo Capt'n! Strap-on Grog I.V. You want?
*Wonders which vein Captain Penguin will put it into*