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Re: Classified Ad
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2009, 02:48:49 PM »
Wanted: Sacrificial virgin, female. Satanic cult situationed in The City requires non deflowered girl, age 16-18 years old, for participation in Black Mass. Blondes prefered. We will be summoning various ademons of the Ninth Circle, so a medical certificate stating the subject's hymen remains intact is essential. Black candles and any Kreator or Deicide CDs are optional, but can helpget things in the right mood. All food and drink supplied. Interested?  Call High Priest Damo at 8125551234 or email  Satanguy444@yahoo.com
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