Well, I finally watched the entire movie, the first one that is.
Damon Waynes as Snails was pretty funny, being the only sane one, dragons and mages, lets forget that, lay low and then come back and rob EVERYBODY! that was funny.
The pert little Empress in the gold armor, sans dragon, pretty cool.
The Master of Thieves guild, suitably slimey and weaselly
balf guy with blue lipstick...kept thinking of that episode of friends
The over-acting evil mage
Mages Versus Dragons
Naive twit mage referred to as Low-Level in the movie!
Poor attempt at noble/commoner disputes as mage/commoner setting
The black elf chick with the steel breast plate...with steel breasts
Gah...it still sucked