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Offline Pariah

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #125 on: October 19, 2014, 01:02:39 AM »
Regarding the following snippet of conversation, his betters have deemed fit leave to leave it to this humble writer to record it for posterity.

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PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p
« Last Edit: October 19, 2014, 02:12:39 AM by Pariah »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #126 on: November 04, 2014, 10:31:11 PM »
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Silveressa: don't threaten the GM remember I can get a free level by having you neutered ;)
Lady Wolf: you wouldn't
Silveressa: we have magic to restore you after so technically I would neuter my way up to 20th inside of an afternoon ;)

Just another normal evening in the Citadel.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2014, 10:34:33 PM by MysticMoon »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #127 on: November 04, 2014, 11:41:12 PM »
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(Murometz): i am ghost of muro's past
(Murometz): but but i kinda like it
Lady_Wolf: technically fecal matter is the remains of peoples past ;)
(Murometz): make that future
Lady_Wolf: future would be sperm production.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #128 on: January 21, 2015, 09:54:15 PM »
Echo: no, really, you run out of the swamp full of monsters, hide in the first house, and someone sets Mystic on fire. (out of context but still. FYI, Mystic is a person.)
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #129 on: January 25, 2015, 06:29:27 PM »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #130 on: January 31, 2015, 11:23:03 AM »
Siren no Orakio: But, really, all you need is: Have you ever wanted to be a dwarf, dig into mountain halls, and fear unholy amphibious undead elephants that scale walls and murder your entire family while you sleep? Your wait is over, your dream is here
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #131 on: January 31, 2015, 11:01:33 PM »
Silveressa: which is why you wash your hands before using the computer ;)
Silveressa: otherwise the next person that uses it will get stinky fingers too
 Lady_Wolf:  :lol:
Silveressa: *sticky
 Murometz: whatever do you mean? :P
Murometz: and stinky
Lady_Wolf: remember that TMI line chicka? you crossed it again. ;)
Silveressa: cross it? hell I live on the wrong side of that these days!
« Last Edit: February 03, 2015, 03:43:22 PM by Lady Wolf »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #132 on: February 02, 2015, 05:56:04 PM »
Lady Wolf: We're happy to entertain you with our boredom :P

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #133 on: February 16, 2015, 11:41:30 AM »
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Scrasamax: I liked it better when he kept his weird in the Dark Tower
Pariah: and finally, the gunslinger was written when he was firmly in the abuse of all available substences camp, and yet has only mild existential dread
Pariah: ...
Pariah: ****ing **** **** **** **** **** whore bull**** ****ing tit licking son of an eight legged whore, you beat me to the septology...
Scrasamax: The weird is always there, but the drugs did what they did and he wrote his often perverse horror. The weird was channeled into the Dark Tower, which at times, feels like someone playing through a plane jumping Dying Earth RPG
Scrasamax: bwahahahaha

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