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Offline angryscotsman93

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'Ello, mates!
« on: December 28, 2008, 11:39:48 PM »
Well, hello!.... Whoever the hell's reading this. I'm a new member of this and just signed up maybe a few minutes ago. I've always liked RPG's andenjoy making new universes and settings for various events. Usually, when I see something like a TV show or movie, I'll create my own universe using an element or two from what I just saw. However, those aren't really the ones that stick in my head. My favorites are my full-on Angry Scotsman Studios original masterpieces, including an alcoholic elven warmage with an intense fear of scorpions (long, rather funny story behind that- he was a D&D character not too long ago), and the unfortunate nickname of "Molly." Just as a sidenote: many of my characters will have a lot to do with modern times- often from the American military or associated forces or PMC's (Private Military Corporations, or mercenaries), so don't be surprised if one of my characters in a fantasy universe is toting an M16 or a Garand- that usually means that he was accidentally placed in the universe he's involved with.

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Re: 'Ello, mates!
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2008, 11:58:35 PM »
I see you there. Welcome aboard, and I hope to see some of these original masterpieces you speak of.

An alcoholic elven warmage you say? I see that and raise you a Professional Elfin pro-golfer and corporate CFO
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Re: 'Ello, mates!
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 12:17:11 AM »
Well, well, well... What do we have here? A new member, you say? Hurray! We hope you enjoy your stay at the Citadel. I see you have already started commenting, keep it up.

As for this little Outrageous Elf Competition... I submit the upper part of an elf grafted onto the neck of a camel.
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Re: 'Ello, mates!
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 01:04:59 PM »
Woah- Elf-camel centaur? Wierd!

Welcome aboard Mr. Scotsman!
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Re: 'Ello, mates!
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 08:19:01 AM »
And I raise you the Elfypus, an Elf with a duck bill, webbed feet, and venomous spines coming out of its wrists and ankles...  And it lays eggs.

And 'ello chum.
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Re: 'Ello, mates!
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 06:33:47 PM »
Greetings, O child of the heather!  I hope the Citadel's ramparts bless you with many a fantastic vision in the upcoming year.

I would ask that you meet another elf, one less unusual than the others here.  An aged bard, highly regarded among his people, he plays the little-seen elvish war trombone. 
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Re: 'Ello, mates!
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 04:22:56 PM »
Why go camel? Go llama and you will never go back!

Glad to hear you jumped right in!

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Re: 'Ello, mates!
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2009, 03:55:18 AM »
Welcome, oh Scotsman that is angry.

As for the elves, I take the discarded parts of the elf and the camel, and create the camelf: lower legs of an elf, upper body of a camel, and all attitude.
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