Haha! (Curse Tablets Discovered in 2,400-Year-Old Grave)
So random, yet so specific! Curses targeted on barkeeps?? Made me lol at work when I read it. Poor, poor Demetrios and Phanagora. And apparently the curses themselves were beautifully and eloquently written. Love it!! Good times...good times.
"I will smite down a dog's ear on your tongue"...just permanently entered my GM lingo notebook.