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Offline Jaxon

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« on: June 17, 2003, 11:06:22 AM »
So i'm sitting at a computer trying to decide how best to word my introduction. I thought maybe i could be deft and full of wit and so amaze you all with my command of the English language. Or i could confound you will some random weirdness like the last guy. Another idea that crossed my mind was to roleplay in some cool way using lots of clever words but i figured whatever i do i'll look stupid. So i did this and since the fickle finger of fate brought me here and rekindled my RPG nature i'll just say i am looking forward to many nonsensical weird chats and letting loose all of the ideas that come out of my mouth and in all likelyhood, other orafices too.
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Offline Almatari

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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2003, 12:15:26 PM »
Welcome, We have weird conversations, unnatural ideas that sprout from nothing at all and our Chutlulu(?) loving Penguin. Have some Grog and sit with us, Weirdness will shortly come.
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2003, 07:02:53 PM »
Who?
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Offline CaptainPenguin

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2003, 11:21:16 PM »
"Thats CTHULHU! CT-HU-LH-U! CTHULHU!" roars a penguin in a ridiculous pirate get-up, waddling towards with two frosty mugs of salty, foamy, green grog. "I be Captain Penguin, the Master of the Unfortunately Permanent Brigade! Ia Cthulhu!"
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2003, 02:14:37 PM »
Jaxon's intro, I could swear that I've heard it or read something exactly like that before.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2003, 05:36:23 PM »
Hm, well, Maybe. I havn't. I know that for a fact.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2003, 08:31:38 PM »
a fact? are you sure? nothing is ever known as a fact! There is always a shadow of doubt!
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2003, 08:59:44 PM »
BOOH-YAH! Demon man! Yeah! Demon-ma-ha-han! Demon man! HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2003, 11:31:29 PM »
My point exactly!
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2003, 02:51:47 AM »
Well, a traveler from abroad. Welcome to Strolen's humble domain. I hope you find your stay here fascinatingly bizaare, if not enjoyable.

(slowly reaching into the depths of his long locks, Strom recovers his pipe and five gold coins)

Let us drink some ale with our new companion. Buuurrpp!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2003, 08:54:27 PM »
Hm, ale that is something I haven't had for a long time. It tends to be grog. What I would give to have some of Mayfeild's finest ale about me *sigh*
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2003, 10:59:51 PM »
I think a touch of ale will taste nicwe after all the grog!
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2003, 03:23:43 AM »
Now all we need are some minstrels for entertainment.
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2003, 07:31:33 AM »
Stupidity with style.

Outstanding.

Actually, by not being wierd or crazy or using a roleplaying introduction you have been almost completely original with your intro.

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